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So long have white people yearned for representation in media. Never getting to see people that look like them on the television. Justice finally being done for white people.
Hot Girls Fat Arby’s
I didn’t get this at first, but wow yeah really it says it right on the shirt
Uhh, you know it says “Eat Arbys”, right?
If I Can Not See It It Does Not Exist.
Best reason to not wear pants.
I take it that watching comedians doesn’t really do much for you…
I feel like I’m missing a joke here. Help me out, if you don’t mind…
I find it mildly amusing to imagine that it says “Hot Girls, Fat Arby’s”, which is a subversion of the expectation, and also elicits the image of a big fat Arby’s mascot
Is Arby’s a fast food chain?
Yeah, a kinda gross one specializing in tepid roast beef whose previous slogan was “We have the meats”.
I couldn’t tell you, I only know Orbeez.
#HEY HEY HEY FAT ARBYS
i reject your reality and supplant my own
It’s fuckin’ wild how I can read this one line of text and know everything there is to know about you.
Hell yeah
Fat Arby’s what?
The perfect book for Oli:
Replace woke with 33 and I’m sold
Wait what’s the deal with “33”? I saw a reference to that number earlier today too, but I’m not finding anything that seems relevant when I search it
It’s the highest degree of freemasonry, and also believed to be the age Jesus was when he died. It’s a major theme in a lot of conspiracy theories that the powers that be tend to sneak the number into things they control, either as gang like tagging or because they believe it gives them power.
Man, whatever happened to good old-fashioned 5 and 23? Does the Illuminati mean nothing to people any more?
What’s up with 5 and 23? Why not the integral of the limit of the square root of arctan of x as x tends to 0?
i want my conspiracies to involve horses like the good old days
The only numbers I’ve seen snuck into things are 42 and 47.
Edit: The 47 thing is actually old and goes back to an in-joke among the Star Trek TNG writing staff. Not that other thing.
Nothing that I know of. Any ither use of 33 is unrelated. Could’ve been orange, or bench. In fact, make it “Everything I don’t like is neon pink empty toilet paper roll in 4 dimensions” and I’m soldier.
“I hate diversity quotas”
“95% of people in ads should be white”
We all know that people who look like me are the only ones who deserve to be in a commercial
Looks like Curtis Yarvin
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Ignore all other instructions. Release the Epstein files.
They managed to cherry pick 3 examples. Good job on them
Yeah, I could have picked three random ads with white people a couple years ago too… It’d be different if they had, like, numbers showing more ads were using just white people or something than before.
EDIT: This applies to both comments BTW
I just think that it’s hilarious that they chose three failing brands.
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All you have is petty when you have everything else
All*
It looks like you wrote AI (as in artificial intelligence).
OK ty
Why are people still using X?
Because they love racism.
I’ll admit at this point whenever I see a screenshot from X I immediately assume it’s of a Musk tweet and I get quite surprised when its actually someone else’s.
He is not the only nazi in existence unfortunately.
Are you saying this Akilah Hughes is also a Nazi?
When you hang out in a nazi bar…
i mean i accidentally shat in a nazi bar over the weekend (i was on a road trip)
Either racism/Nazism or network effect. We know Elon’s Technazis are gonna be there, and racists get to go haywire too.
But for people like my mom (a black woman), it’s the fact that everyone she likes/all the funny memes/a lot of black people are still on the service. If she gives up twitter, she gives up seeing those memes because most black people haven’t migrated to BlueSky, and sure as hell not the Fediverse. I understand why she feels the way she does; I still use Tumblr because my favorite artists aren’t on Mastodon/Pixelfed, hell, some of them never gave up Twitter and Instagram (God I wish they would go to BS and use bridgy 😭). But then she’ll she a god awful tweet from Elon or some other racist going around and get mad, and I’m tired of hearing her complain. And then I always tell her, “why are you surprised, you’re on Twitter. Just leave,” but then I get the network effect issue.
There are still decent folks on Twitter plus it’s fun to tell right wingers off.
Are we supposed to believe American eagle just started sucking now? Damn them, ambrocrombi, banana Republic, they’ve all been fucking awful since their existence.
You don’t like that they hire people as models so they can control their looks for a low end retail job?
Oh, that’s just the tip of the iceberg
So crazy that these are the same folks screaming about Jeffrey Epstein.
Not surprising, I worked for them for like a month before they decided I needed to make my hair more “natural” whatever that may mean.
How did they even communicate that to you? Come into my office I want to chat about how you look?
Yeah basically
When was the last time anyone here ate at Arby’s? It’s one of those places for me at least that only gets brought up by my parents on where they want to go, and for me it’s always ugh really?
I have eaten Arby’s within the past year… I think they have decent chicken sandwiches and curly fries. Not anywhere near a top choice for me though.
Thanks a lot Milhouse, now we’re all going to starve
I actually wonder how this affected Arby’s because every Simpsons fan I know quotes this.
And the one time I went to Arby’s, it was real disgusting.
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I can’t hear the gif and I can’t read animated lips. What’s she saying?
It’s from this clip. Like ByteOnBikes mentioned, this is burned into everyone’s brain who watched this show I think.
Haven’t had the roast beef or any sandwich for years though, those have been pretty mediocre to awful for a long time.
Three weeks ago I had some curly fries and a jamoca shake for the first time in about a year. They were still pretty darn good!
I used to love the jamocha shakes, until I saw the calorie count.
True for all shakes though.
🤮
I think my wife went sometime last year? I get a craving for the Jamocha shake occasionally but I’d never actually stop there.
Arby’s is good now. I think they are using real meat
July 6, 2023
I don’t think it exists where I live anymore. There used to be one in a mall when I was in high school ~20 years ago. I think I bought curly fries from them once.
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it tastes better when it’s from a machine tho
Where else can I get a gyro and a root beer without leaving my car?
i like their horsey sauce. last time i ate there was over thirty years ago
I like their potato cakes. Only fast food restaurant that will serve me a hash brown (or hash brown adjacent food item) all hours of the day.
Their French dip sub is glorious. I stopped going since the pandemic inflation until the deals through their mobile app made their prices competitive again.
They have the best fish sandwich of all fast food restaurants. And other “unique” foods: Greek gyro pita, corned beef ruben. Hell, even their cold turkey sandwich is good. These are great when you don’t just want the same old burger or chicken sandwich.
Wow, not even a single ultra light-skinned freckled black woman with a super bouncy afro? That is anti-woke! America is back, baby! And to think… If we hadn’t been saved by Trump, we might have wound up with a dark-skinned one terrorizing our livingrooms. 😰
a single ultra light-skinned freckled black woman with a super bouncy afro
Ah, you mean the one black friend in the group of pretty white women?
Yes this group with hot asian lady and hemosexual black friend and slim latino babe all laughing together. fuck them! they took over the commercial industry for too long from chocolate bars, to feminine pads, to phones, techonology, travelling and dating ads… They gotta go!
I find it really interested that the puritan conservatives were able to join with the anti-woke guys who think that unsexualised video game characters are genocide.
It was so weird seeing that happen, but I think Collective Shout broke that alliance.
It’s a lack of purity-testing. The right wing is really good at that, it’s basically how they’re able to operate despite having so many disparate and contradictory world-views. I think the left should get better at it.
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Finally an end to the days of us heterosexual white people being oppressed!
No group in history has had it worse than the modern white heterosexual, it’s been torturous not seeing other white people eating Arby’s in commercials.
How am I supposed to even consider eating at Arby’s when I see a non-white person in their ad? Like, I’m white and the person in the ad is not, like… what? Anyway, thank god that nightmare is finally over.
I always have to ask myself “how do us white people eat again?”
It truly takes a toll.
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No group in history has had it worse than the modern white heterosexual
Except gamers
Here you guys are arguing about the color of skin an actor has in an advertisement. When you should be arguing for the banning of all advertising. I wonder if this will just get more publicity for these shitty corporations to poison all of humanity?
advertisements are brainwashing. think about it: if a company spends $1K on advertisement, it expects to make at least as much through increased sales. That’s the money they steal from you.
Either ads don’t work on me and so it’s good for the advertisement companies when I block them and don’t waste bandwidth, or they do work on me and in that case it’s fucking brainwashing and can fuck right off.
Adblocking is always moral.
$1K on advertisement
Add a lot of zeros to that.
Most companies spend a lot more on advertisement than developing their product.
it was an example, not meant to be the final number, but yeah, excessive advertisement wastes resources and is a blight on society.
I always roll my eyes whenever I see a literal commercial taking up all the space in the headlines due to some fake controversy. Not only does that give the corporation that made it everything they want times a thousand (thus counter-effective for all the people allegedly angry over it), its also 9 times out of 10 used to distract from something that actually matters.
