Rules 1 and 2 apply.

1. Be attractive.
2. Don’t be unattractive.

?

Which 4 ?

What if I don’t want to eat a cop ? 🤨

Sorry I called your app shitty, I was just frustrated.

I’m on android 13, version 2.27.0, using the same account (this one) on all the apps.

So, I was on Voyager and decided to try the other open source Lemmy apps. Namely : Eternity, Interstellar, Jerboa, Raccoon, and Thunder.

And it turns out, all of them can show me this post except Voyager !

Wtf ?! Why have I been suffering on the one shitty app that can’t handle dank memes ?!

Can someone please tell me which spell I need to cast to be able to see these “failed to load media 😢” posts ?!

Vegeta ALWAYS yes ! >:)

On iOS

See, that’s where you went wrong.

Edit : Orion has been suggested as an iOS browser in another comment, though I don’t know if it’s good as I’ve never tried it.

I don’t disagree but that’s just whataboutism.

“Do you know what a rectangle is ?” - Jacob “The Fool” Drawfee

What is that picture from ?

I mean…

Wait, Aloy Horizon and Lucy Fallout aren’t considered hot ? 🤨

Guess I’ve been a freak this whole time without even realising it. 🤷‍♂️

Fellas, is it woke to draw a Korean woman ugly ?

No seriously, is it ? I’m so confused about what the right considers “woke” !

Here you go !

Rodents Of Unusual Size ? I don’t believe they exist.

Unless the Ukrainians have resorted to conscripting great apes, it’s “guerilla” rather than “gorilla”.

9 times out of 10, they’re just craving the 1 day blinding stew so it’s easier to just feed it to them any time they misbehave, you know ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You’ve never heard of Studio Ghibli, makers of famous animated movies such as “Princess Mononoke” or “Spirited Away” ?

If that’s the case, you have either been old for 30 years or you are actually too young.

What were they parodying ?