i think there’s also this small “hey, this is the one thing that everyone agrees about” element to it

unless there’s trouble at mill

yeah that seems like a good rule for recreational use. mine is more “treat it like a damn prescription, keep track of how much and how often you’re using because you’re a nerd and kind of like doing that stuff but also to see if there are significant changes, and try to minimize use” because if i don’t wake and bake, one or two of my organs misfire. also i like spreadsheets and datasets it works great for me.

is there an analogy where all toupees look like roadkill because i have a family member that needs to embrace his baldness.

The author is using their brain wrong

Oh dang they’re a pope when they tell you to go to hell I think that makes you a bizarrosaint.

Edit oop. Missed.

Solution, keep bees in cellar. Train them to attack your enemies, but get the wrong bees so all they do is land and walk around, tickling/itching the bejesuschristsuperstar out of the victim after a good terror laugh.

I just want my cocaine to come packed the same way

Remember folks, times are tough. you see someone being a ham, no you didn’t.

my gran was funny like that

shitty cooks?

I expected some quislings in the house, but the entire senate? Do better, dems. At least tell us what you got for this n

Dude we got this one building in town, it’s had three different department stores. Every single one, the employees have always been so fucking depressed. Like at least one person was, openly weeping on the bench by the toilets and another weeping and/or doing whippits in the toilets when I’d shop or deliver there. I think the building is cursed or something.

What kind of success rates does it have?

So all those people who are medically unable to follow a vegan diet are evil because…

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

No I just hadn’t slept since Sunday night, not that I hadn’t tried. I honestly don’t know what the fuck I was talking about either.

Theres more banana than kaboom! This doesn’t feel like a very happy birthday.