take your woodchipper, chip up guard A. point to guard b, then the woodchipper: ja or da. point to guard c, do the same. then tell them you are coming back with the woodchipper if you don’t like what you find through the door, and ask them to point to which door you should go through. pointing doesn’t require words.

edit: wait I know, don’t ask questions, just open doors, throw the guards through and see what happens. whoever survives, take that door

not according to the 14th amendment

I’m not the one making fun of a name just because it’s from a different culture. Seems pretty racist to me.

oh, so you’re just racist

Blessica is a real name used in the Phillipines. Expand your cultural horizons a little bit, dude.

That’d be one hell of an attachment for the volcano

Hell yeah

we just leave the bags in our car and fill them there

Our Lord Moist Towelette shall come to wipe us all out at the time of the final purification

what if the skeleton has a banana?

pretty sure the changing the clock itself hits more kids than the daylight saves but I haven’t looked at the study in at least a decade. I’m a proponent of picking one a staying there, I don’t care which.

i don’t remember the us signing the magma carta

DON’T FORGET THIS BROTHER AROOOOO

which is great for folk with dyslexia to read

That Rome’s a typo

infintiny? you bloopid monkye

we all vote as a family and laugh about what our net vote is. been like this for decades. the olds only voted for trump once, which is a relief.

Well, you can use the books as a form of random number generator. Maybe this can work for the blind in a much, much more compact form than a braille book (which, if you’ve never seen are fucking huge)? I don’t know. I’m sure whoever buys it has some reason they want it.