For glory!

Burma shave

i’ve got the vim half, do i want to understand the kink half? I’m trying to figure out whether to devote brainpower to figuring this out because, uh, yeah there’s some things i regret learning.

here’s my go-to dip

1/2 cup mayonnaise (may substitute sour cream, but i can’t remember what it tastes like)
1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese
1 can water-packed artichoke hearts
1 T minced garlic (when cooking for normal people, just use 1 t but i go to the garlic festival and like those quantities)
1/4 t red pepper flakes
paprika (garnish)

1. drain artichoke hearts, cut into small pieces.
2. Mix all ingredients together except paprika.
3. Put into souffle dish and sprinkle paprika on top for color.
4. Bake at 350 degrees f for 20 minutes or until golden and bubbly.
5. Serve with crackers or baguette thins. Our local bakery does this great crusty pugliese with a wonderful crumb.

My shortcut is that i throw all the ingredients (except the paprika) in the food processor instead of cutting anything myself, then let it do the shredding. The recipe originally didn’t have garlic or red pepper flakes in it, so you can add your own variations if you’d like.

are romans just vampires is that how latin works

all the auto body shops in town are on the same road. they lobbied city hall to have the intersection out front changed so now there’s two, three fender benders a day there.

that’s good because he’s been promoted to admiral and is on the nimitz

Esquite (i am too lazy to put the accents in right now)

have you considered burying your prank in the transpacific garbage patch?

maybe you need a fancier gun?

For a family on a diet maybe

or dudes that just really love mayonnaise, I guess.

You know it’s nice to be seen

Am Statesian. That’s a medium here

Feel this sweater instead. It’s real velour!

They’re still on my list are they good

I went on a hike and a coyote started hunting me on the last mile back to the car. I carry at least a large stick when I hike now.

For some reason I read that as vomitiform (I bet I know how they fought)