detects the Necromancer’s extra hidden, double-secret second laboratory where he cooks meth on the side

Wouldn’t bone spurs be useful in a combat situation? If they’re long enough, you’re basically Wolverine without the healing factor. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Same could be said for Doom Guy really

The guy whose only known bits of lore are that he punched out his commanding officer after being ordered to murder innocent civilians, so he was sent to the shitty Mars posting as punishment where he then had to fight all of literal Hell to escape back to Earth, where demons had taken over and, worst of all, killed his pet rabbit, so he went on a new mission to destroy every last demon in Hell out of revenge? Who never utters a single word or really shows any kind of personality?

That Doom Guy?

me and my doppelganger

“Shoot him! I’m the real Kolanaki!”

Gets shot

“How did you know?”

“If they were the real Kolanaki, they would have just said Kolanaki.”

Don’t wipe and it will be at least partially brown.

“Really? Have you never seen ice?”

I hate small, sexy, anthro femboys!

Waits

“Let God sort 'em out!” - 2025 Duke Nukem upon entering the orgy.

It’s not a very well made app, so that’s still believable.

I remember when domokun itself (the brown rectangle guys) was a meme.

You read my mind

It’s just Petplay by Puppygirl on repeat

“Expensive Parking”

Instead of just being a boring space that does nothing, and contrast to it being like winning a lotto, now landing on the space requires payment to the bank of $250.

It should belong to the country of origin, but it could also be shared and tour around museums across the globe so an even greater number of people can check it out. They do this with art pieces. Why not cultural artifacts, too? Is not everyone entitled to learning about anything, including someone else’s culture?

My school’s desks were similar, but instead of just having an open cubby under the surface, the surface was hinged and opened up to access the cubby.

Getting a new piece of paper or a pencil was like working on a car under the hood. 😃

I always used the beach scene.

😳

That’s a better way to put it. It’s fun to have critical failures as much as critical successes. Especially when it’s something that the character making the check on should easily handle.

“While normally, this lock would pose no challenge for you, in your confidence you did not notice the pebble on the floor, which causes you to trip and break your lock picking tools when you fall on top of them.”

They’re confusing Cthulhu with the Elder Things from Beyond the Mountains of Madness.

Cyclopean. We just don’t make 'em like we used to; with big, irregular stones and zero mortar.