It’s the only game I have ever played that reads like a classic piece of literature. Usually video games have pretty low-brow writing, even the best written ones.

Dessertster? 🤷‍♂️

but also please don’t do a side by side comparison of me and Jeff

lol Anthony did kinda look similar.

When you try to wear a sock on it, but you’re too small for the sock to fit.

What if she see’s me steal the picnic basket, to prove I didn’t roofie it?

I thought the cheese filled pretzel crust pizzas sounded hella good until I had one. The salt killed it. The cheese, dough, and rest of the pizza are salty enough that it really does not need the extra pretzel rock salt.

Sounds typical of the vocal stylings in Big Band/Swing music.

When I was younger, I’d take the toothpick from the middle (sit down restaurant burgers, anyway) and put it at the other end of the burger until it wasn’t needed anymore.

Peellow.

You can have a picnic in a park on a weekend. They don’t have to be somewhere secluded.

No. If I believed that, I’d turn into a racist chud because I have never been able to “win” an argument with racist chuds as I tend to argue with logic and facts.

I see it now when loading with none of extensions enabled or just uBlock loaded, so it’s not the adblocker at least.

Edit: After going through each one, it ironically turned out to be my paywall bypasser. Wtf

Well shit, now I gotta assume some extension in my browser is breaking the page. Gonna have to figure out what.

Gonna have some Holy Times in that room.

I do not see any of those details mentioned in the entire 5 paragraphs of the article. Is there more hidden behind a paywall or is there another article with that info?

It’s in the very first fucking paragraph.

I noticed that a pack of fucking hotdogs shot up to 20 god damn dollars yesterday. $8 was already kinda high but $18.99 is absolutely fucking insane.

“Hey G-man, those creatures you made are getting out of control.”

“Huh? What crea- Oh. Oh fuck. That was supposed to be thrown out 3 millenia ago. I fucking forgot. It’s probably all rotten and moldy now.”

If after I die god turns out to be real, I’d probably still go to heaven because I felt bad about my sins and that’s pretty much all that’s needed to get into heaven according to the New Testament. 🤷‍♂️