They’ve got their Revolutionary Guard Corps now, so your best hope now is probably for Baron Greenback to choke on his own tongue or something and then the rest of the regime tear each other apart over control.

When she was finishing her thesis my number one line of advice was “could this subclause be a new sentence?”.

He could’ve just put Renton on the game.

Top lass. One of ours had a toe cut off in time and got a few more years out of it.

I reject your foundational assertion that this is a problem.

Basically how The Electric State and all those other mega-expensive straight-to-streaming nothing films happened.

£1 of morphine won’t last very long in this economy.

Codie A Sanchez does a lot less work WFH, is what I took from this.

My mrs wires entirely in parentheses - it’s subclauses all the way down. She’s not ADHD though, likely OCD.

MFW I’m in a technology singularity racing full bore toward its conclusion.

Media acting all surprised when “anti-Woke” means Hitler. That’s exactly what it means.

I’d love this, but like Hero’s Path so it knows everywhere you’ve ever been, like the time I somehow made it back to Merton from wherever the night bus dropped me off drunk that time.

My mum used to have a lard jar that was a mix of concealed bacon fat and god knows what else. Not a fan.

Leave it, Babe. ‘E’s not worth it!

What about not having children?

The pickpocket has already failed if the mark sees them, so not sure what was happening here. And people who are not used to pick pockets would not likely be looking out for them. Were they going around in groups wearing “Official Paris Olympics Pickpocket” hi-vis vests?

It’d make sense at protocol level. Otherwise, yeah, even bit-size database columns end up being stored as a word unless the engine compacts it.

Sure, go back to a time where you might have to fight for your life just for wearing the wrong t-shirt out of Blur and Oasis (Pulp btw).

Coming soon to election centres near you.

I was terrified of these when I was little, but fortunately they’re not that common in Yorkshire. I made the decision to focus my worry on the Bermuda Triangle instead.