Explain how!
Magic
Heh, Jim broke character there. Any normal person would look at the unexpected bright smokey thing before looking away. Jim’s reaction there was that of an actor not wanting to be partially temporarily blinded with a face full of smoke!
Roy Mustang?
Being God is too much responsibility. I’ll take the bean thanks.
Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?
…or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?
unwanted late periods
Ok, but hear me out: is there any better feeling than the relief you get the day the late period arrives?
Better late than never.
God of Pimples and Hemorrhoids
Presumably that means I can prevent them?
Let the apotheosis begin.
Your worshipers will have the most unblemished skin and buttholes.
Gotta make it fun. Hit only people that deserve it with that shit
I’m not talking about being a god and plagueifying people with this shit. I’m saying what if you are made a god, specifically the god of only this shit. :(
Shit god
Yeah, the other guy lacks imagination. I don’t need a bean when I can become The Bean God. In my domain, everything is beans. I eat beans, I breathe beans, I drink beans, I AM BEAN.
Cannellinius Lentillius, demigod of Legumes
A god can have a bean anytime they want.
How long does the enbiggenining process take? Instant, fair enough, but what if it takes a few seconds? Those are seconds you could have spent on the bean.
Could a god make a bean so large that they couldn’t eat it?
The question could be meaningless. Consider this: if I program a simulated world, I can give that world any rules I can think of (that are computable in finite time) and create any objects I want in that world (within the available storage footprint), as well as set it up to report any events or conditions I can think of (again if computable within finite time with the resources available). This pretty much meets the requirements for omniscience and omnipotence over that world, though omnipresence would be more of a technicality arising from the two others (I can detect things anywhere and can affect things anywhere, so it’s like I am present everywhere, just not physically).
So while I could make an arbitrarily large bean in that simulation, I have no physical presence or parameters that such a bean could exceed. So in that way, the question doesn’t mean anything.
I could create an avatar with a set of parameters and then create a bean that exceeds those parameters. But I could also then just change the parameters of the avatar so that it can eat it. Or I could change how eating works. That’s more in line with how those omni-s would work if such a being existed within this reality, so the question has meaning in this case but not useful meaning.
Also a very tasty one?
The mostest tastiest.
I’m already a god, I’ll take the bean
Same but hear me out, double god.
Good point, I want to god twice at the same time
If I were a god I could make a tasty bean
Then you’d just be a has bean
deleted by creator
Take the god pill, then the bean. Who are going to stop a god?
Do you bean now?
If somebody can make you a god, it means they are more powerful than you, means there’s a hierarchy with you at the bottom and you’re either on a job with vague benefits or entirely a slave.
So i’ll take the bean.If somebody can give you a bean, it means they are more powerful than you, means there’s a hierarchy with you at the bottom and you’re either on a job with vague benefits or entirely a slave. So i’ll become a god.
How tasty?
indeed
*eats the bean before Morpheus can even ask his question*
Can I have both?
I’m a god. What a grand intoxicating illusion.
🎶 “I’m a god. How can you kill a god?”
🎶 “What a grand and intoxicating innocence.”> argonian w synth guitar
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a whole bean ?
Is this even a question? Obviously the bean.
