pew, pew!

I have no idea but the next time I pee PEW PEW

Unfortunately, the Google app (“hey Google” wake word) that is being used here, can’t add/use extensions.

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Remember: No Russian.

I should replay MW1 and 2 again, it’s been 15 years.

Ah, I can answer #5:

drops my pants and backs up to the doorknob this is for you, babe… all that knot training is going to finally pay off

What, then everyone can touch you! I’m okay with that, if it’s what you want. Wait, why are you mad? What did I say? How am I in trouble for trying to make you happy? You asked the question, I’m just being supportive…

clears throat

FIFTY-THOUSAND PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE. NOW IT’S A GHOST TOWN.

Good thing I brought my camcorder!

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What? Ohh, it’s the other kind of fuck. Well this is awkward.

If the tipping point for your kids being unable to function in society is ‘I didn’t open them a checking account’, you have much bigger problems than what is on the surface…

In addition, selecting a financial institution is kind of a big choice, customers are usually very ‘sticky’ and never migrate once they have one selected, and I feel it should absolutely not be made by the parent. While the parent might still value checks, be okay with paying monthly fees, and is blissfully unaware that their bank too is selling their personal information, their child may want to go with a credit union or even something like a brokerage for the no-fee commitment, the atm-refund policy, no commission on trades, or the local 24/7 customer service; the kind that banks require you to have a quarter mil before they will answer the phone beyond 5pm EST. Not that I am speaking from experience or anything, noo, that is silly, silly-willy. (fuck you, BofA and Chase)

Also, you usually can’t get an account at all until you are 16+. They’ll laugh you out of the building.

Just things to consider.

Traffic noise 50 feet above your head, always and forever: 😎 showtime…

🚧🚙🛻🚙🚚🔊🚗🔊🛻🚌💥🚗🚓 🚓

I’m more of a David connoisseur, myself

Whoa whoa, slow down, they don’t want to offer money

Plug in a USB keyboard?

Thunder offers it

“This week: microwaves.”

checks video length

48 minutes? wtf okay I’m curious

What is that saying, ‘lack of planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on my part’ or something.

My friends know that they only call me if their house is actively on fire, they are being robbed at gunpoint, or they just won the lottery and want to split the winnings. Family also includes lunch/dinner plans. Only exception is when we have planned a call for a date and time, otherwise you’re greeting my voicemail. Landlines is the exact same situation. I might be taking a shower, asleep, taking a dump, getting freaky with a friend; it doesn’t matter. Leave a text message and I’ll get back as soon as I’m done crying from taco tuesday, or finishing waking up the neighbors with moans and screams, or whatever else.

Email is ‘sometime today’ communication, and gets handled at the beginning or end of the day, or whenever I’m on the can. Anyone expecting a rapid response via email is a proper dunce.

As a disabled dude who sits down on the shitter with the force of a kid literally jumping into bed, I give this toilet 2 visits with my ass before it tears off the wall.

pushes button

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you lied to me

I’m about to blow your mind: the IT Crowd has a live studio audience. One of the specials goes over each cast member and shows bloopers and such, and you can see them in several shots. I believe they also talk briefly about the audience, though it’s been a while. If I remember right, they would take the audience reactions of two takes and sort of merge them together.

I love all 3 of those - any more similar recommendations?

Though the mouth, right?

…right?