That’s not fair, they skim bs emails as a responsibility

Poor puppy doesn’t realize he’s being trained to be a bastard

Well then don’t land. Are people stupid?

Have you considered becoming a star trek writer

And we know that this is fiction because fiduciary duty means he’d immediately get fired and sued for turning around the company

Profoundly based

Fuck pigs

Wait, are we not supposed to nap while taking a dump?

I remember when screen savers used to be cool

Don’t let the dream die, install Flashpoint today!

Symbolically, the beancicles should be crushed

Stay safe. Do what you can to resist.

I used to work there, I agree on all points. No judgement for going there, we gotta make the budget work somehow

I’d recognize some of those brands anywhere. aldi is pretty affordable, too bad they’re anti-union

The fact that Aristotle wrote a defense of slavery is evidence that there was an antislavery movement in ancient Greece. We can judge them based on modern values because the antislavery movement likely had the same political currents as modernity

Shit, why didn’t I think of that?

Most people talking about microdosing are referring to shrooms (psilocybin), not LSD though

My grandma had this book! I loved the diagrams, I would spend hours looking at it

Yay, forever war on domestic soil

Sometimes it’s both at the same time