Dude would’ve ran out of bullets

Is that a forgiveness frog? Guybrush Threepwood would be proud!

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https://lemmy.ml/comment/15261687

Is that Harry?!? Don’t lump Harry in with The 1000s. Dude’s a gentle giant and a proud member of the Henderson family.

Lol Logitech has already tried.

For the first one, you can use a smaller boom.

Artillery?

It’s even worse than that. The banana isn’t the actual thing valued at that price. It’s the exhibit, an abstract arbitrary concept. The banana and duct tape get replaced periodically. This person is just eating a banana for the attention.

What have you done?

Still better than my mother in law’s.

Oh yeah, the presence of this particular mindset is a lot more prevalent here on Lemmy, unfortunately. I call it the “Russian troll farm mentality.” Frankly, I find disingenuousness is less discomforting than outright delusion, because it means they know they’re full of shit. The delusional are just depressing.

There’s an important distinction. Pence was just an old school Republican who spent most of his career when they were still sane pieces of shit. They picked him because he was an actual politician to lend credibility to the crazy.

And ultimately, the dude chose country over party. We can give the guy shit for tons of stuff, but he still made the right call at the end of it.

Couch fucker was specifically chosen because he’s none of those things. Which is way, way worse.

That’s the key. You gotta psspspssspsp instead.

Probably as “inconspicuous” storage. If you’ve got a bunch of other garden gnomes around, this’ll look just like one of them.

Is it a clever idea? Did it work? Well, we’re reading about it…

No, it’s a comic

Well done, op. This is fuckin terrible.

On the flip side, there’s no reason to assume an artificial intelligence will share the same priorities as a human being.

https://airesourcelab.com/paperclip-maximizer/

I’m not fearmongering AI here (I, for one, welcome our future ai overlords). But we don’t really escape the issues of ethics with artificial intelligences. They’re still intelligent.

Oh good! There’s a bizarro me out there that’s still capable of feeling feelings! Good for them!