Fight Club really hits different when you realize the main character is Tyler Durden

Avatar really hits different when you realize the Navi are just defending themselves.

Indiana Jones really hits different when you realize the bad guys are Nazis.

Jurassic park really hits different when you realize John Hammond ignored all the warnings.

John Wick really hits different when you realize they killed his dog.

Star Wars really hits different when you realize the chosen one bringing balance meant revitalizing the dark side.

… Old men like me don’t bother with making points. There’s no point.

… band name

I’m completely sure it has the capacity to work… sorta.

Before I abandoned Discord because of it consuming my life, I did this to someone in one of my friend groups, and it was like a 2 days of hilarity.

But, in fairness, if not the entire time, at least from some point I’m sure the reaction was performative just to keep the joke going.

“No HeHoXa god dammit my girlfriend and I are NOT into vore!!!”

I bet you are amazing with technology.

The most computer savvy people I’ve known developed their skills as a necessity to make their 500 mHz potato keep up with their friends for chat and gaming.

If you ever want to mess with a 20-something degenerate, use “vore” to mean “eating out” and watch the horror and madness consume them.

Not enough local speed?

Did you make an acoustic data network using strings and cups?

… actually that sounds kinda awesome

Out of curiosity:

• version 1: 21x21
• version 10: 57x57
• version 20: 97x97
• version 40: 177x177

Heard. We have a QR 2auth system for one of my work domains, and I let out an exasperated sigh every time I realize I have to get my phone out

Just in case the idea might help someone:

Can run the browser on a remote machine.

I’d heard of this strategy, like making it perform some kind of costly encryption that’s irrelevant to a human user but restrictively expensive for a bot army.

But does decoding a QR code apply? I never really thought about it. I guess it’s an image, it’s at least a little big by comparison… but it’s also in a restricted, easy to capture spot and maybe could be minimized to a fairly small pixel set? Idk how many key pixels you need to parse a QR code… I guess I could Google

*typo bit --> bot and bit --> big… I’m full of bit

My eyes aren’t so great, especially late at night when tired, so I didn’t even notice there were odd characters until I saw all the whinging.

“Oh my god! Don’t you know being different separates you from the tribe? Look everyone! I’m rejecting it! See how normal and deserving of inclusion I am?”

3. Bots don’t have trouble scanning QR codes nor emulating Android

One must

😂 nailed it

(like your mom)

Audio Adrenaline - Underdog slaps

I am ready for my punishment.

*edit to link dbz amv

“problem of evil”

a classic

To the final point, I think it’s be more accurate to say deception is more powerful than security, or entropy is more powerful than order.

It kinda goes both ways. Chaos forbids its own absolution. It’d be too well ordered.

Balance is the most powerful, the true chaos. Hypocrisy reigns.

Thank you for attending my toker talk.

C’mon buddy. You need to give these jokes a REST

Any career.

Had a plumber once who spent the entire hour ranting about being a master plumber and how being a unionized tradesman is the only honorable profession and the water works guy is an idiot for not taking his word as gospel…

He was also like 160cm tall and bald, most insecure being I’ve ever observed walking this planet.

But that, “my job makes me better” vibe isn’t unique to him. Seen it in doctors, lawyers, programmers, policemen, social workers, therapists…

Make sure to get the life preservers too, so they don’t clog the holes.

“See you just press this button right here and oh shitshitshITSHIT”