You know GWAR would buy JD Vance for fifty bucks.

I was 14 when all that was happening. My English was dodgy back then, but I followed the plot well enough.

First, these jabronies need adderall.

Second, I need adderall.

I think we’re the same sort of jabroni.

And yet, doing that makes sure it can’t get any crucial updates.

If I’ve taken that shot, I would be parading it around in every damn gallery for the rest of my life.

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Saving the country will require doing things that will make Elon headless.

The smallest ones are measured in nations. The largest ones are measured in light years.

That’s my senator and he’s one of the last heroes.

…what the fuck?

Hi, I have attention-deprived homosexual disaster disorder, and I medicate with extreme amounts of caffeine.

Really? You want to post slop on Lemmy? That’s what went through your brain? That’s what you considered a good enough idea that you’d execute it?

Today on Horde Kitchen I’m gonna teach you how to make hot moldy cheese while being attacked on all sides relentlessly. Now, you’re gonna need to find a microwave, and once you do, slap that rotten cheese on in there and set it to high. Don’t mind the smell, it’s killing the audience around you as fast as it’s choking you out. Now when your cheese is cooked, cook it again. You can make cheese out of anything: sunglasses, keys, bracelets, if it’s food or spelled with the same alphabet food is spelled with, you can make cheese out of it. Oops, I just got touched by a random goblin who fell off the cliff I was standing next to. Until next time, on Horde Kitchen!

A former friend of mine voice acted in Borderlands 3. The moment I heard their voice I shut the game off and sold the disc back to the store, a long time ago.

In a way, they spared me a lot of boredom. I like to think I put those abruptly-refunded hours into Clair Obscur.

No, Tanis, you put them into a ton of failed Megabonk runs that you got slightly ticked off at, so the net effect emotionally was basically the same.

Turtles are so much better than he ever was.

Rest in piss.

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I want to shit as effortlessly as Trump, but with control.

We can learn things more than once. God forbid we forgot what happened when we elected Trump the first time.

Cool, yes, but if there’s only one thing we learned in the last year, the courts have no enforcement against the feds.

Newspapers can’t warn Trump cause he can’t read.