Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who’s to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice
His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he’d raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.
Don’t get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.
The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.
He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.
I hope he likes to Hang around train stations with MAnGo Mussolini.
Can I bet he’ll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?
Captured by who? Plenty of white supremacist there who will kiss the ground he walks on. Fucker will probably make New Rhodesia with an army of racist Afrikaners and English South Africans.
All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.
With only one thermal exhaust port. Would be a shame if someone were to do something to it.
Stupidity beyond belief in a world with destabilising weather that’s gonna flood
He has no idea people are laughing at him, does he?
That man hasn’t had an honest human interaction for 30 years
This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn’t think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.
Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him
Every accusation is a confession.
Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.
Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.
Sounds like a death threat to me.
Sue him for emotional damages
Lock him deep in a fucking solitary cell fucking child murderer.
“Live by the sword, die by the sword.”
Spoken by the coward that tucked his tail between his legs and ran away from Zuckerberg’s challenge to a charity fight.
He studied the blade
delete x accounts.
If they ACTUALLY hated Elon, that’s what world happen, but nah
His insecurity is so extreme that I want to stand up for some reason.
Puppetmaster says what?
Nah, dude’s still a muppet. Minus all the charm, appeal, worth, etc.
Why would Democrats go after Musk instead of Republicans? I’m trying to figure out what their motivation is.
All I can think of is that perhaps they have deep pocket donors that want to stick a thumb in Musk’s eye, but what can they do? He’s not an elected official, he doesn’t owe the USA any fealty. Even if they catch him on something like lying under oath, they wouldn’t be able to imprison him (he has three citizenships and can just stay out of the USA worst case scenario)
There’s fuckery about.
Democrats should go after Republicans, in my opinion. But, just like when Biden was in office, they will do nothing.
Presumably to stanch the flow of money to Republican coffers. Attacking supply lines is always a viable tactic- especially one so big as Musk is.
Elon has donated hundreds of millions to republican elections. Elon is also definitely committing various forms of fraud against investors, manipulation of the stock market and is probably much deeper into Jeffrey Epstein than we are currently being told. Oh and the whole DOGE thing. All of that kind of pisses normal people off.
why does he look like a transfem c programmer but with no fashion sense
Are you implying he isn’t?
Maybe he could do a SQL query or make an HTML header.
I bet he couldn’t write hello world in C even with the help of Claude, an Indian education youtuber and someone with a four-letter nickname on the Linux mailing list.
He’s not cool enough to be
Hey look its school shooter edition Elon.
Did you know he was a bully in school? He claims he was bullied but his dad set the record straight. Elon was once pushed down a flight of stairs at school. Elons dad went to the hospital to find Elon crying and demanding his dad to get the kid who pushed him arrested. His dad goes and talks with the principal, police, the students and finds out that Elon had instigated the incident.
Turns out Elon had been bullying this student over the death of his father a few days earlier and he had been such a ruthless prick the kid snapped and pushed Elon down a flight of stairs. No one of authority felt it was fair to punish the kid since Elon had been a major twat and basically earned himself the injuries. Instead he switched Elon to another school.
What a pathological freak of nature.
If he’d kept elon there the future problem may have taken care of itself
