This is such a Russian military thing to do. Dumbest invaders ever?

It should be Idris Elba.

“MAKE! ME! ROOOO-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OOOOOLLS!”

Just give me neon lights in the rain and I’m already happy.

Thank you.

White Power Ranger color scheme, so sick.

I’m starting to think they’re all talk and don’t even know any awesome secret niche sites.

Then when she (hairpen) turns around, you gently push a stray lock of hair behind her ear.

Sometimes you’d light a firework? Also snakes.

For whatever reason, I have seen a lot of turkey vultures this year and they’re so underrated and awe-inspiring. Saw a massive flock pass overhead and it was like watching dragons coming from the horizon.

This is how the stray I took in let me know she preferred eating outside. She picked up her bowl in her teeth and left a trail of beef chunks across the house, carrying the bowl outside to her preferred spot. We’ve agreed on eating outside when it’s nice and inside when it’s wet.

Why’d you have to bring my potato body into this?

They drink Folgers, fyi.

Dogs are the best.

Just give it three days. You’ll see. You’ll all see!

It definitely is, but I don’t think I ever used that word?

Amen. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Meaning literally even Jesus did it.