Yeah I used to play magic to get laid in college lol

Oh he thinks he’s only getting prison?

It’s Adderall, a lot of pharmacies can’t get any doses if op is in America. The DEA has restrictions on schedule 2 drugs like most adhd meds that have caused constant shortages for years

The fit is discontinued but it’s beloved by its owners

Whelp guess I’ll never hire one of their graduates

I have to go to a bunch of pharmacies every month to try to find Adderall

Yeah that’s a spaghetti martini

Anchovies

Sure it is, it means try the chartreuse option. Sure nobody has ever pulled that color off but still

If you can’t sign a deal now why the fuck would we trust you to sign it later without our leverage

Could everyone get something I don’t have?

My thought was checking if their pharmacy has my meds in stock

It’s just another form of pinching pennies so hard the dollars slip through

That will just make her self conscious

Well yeah but fascists are weird dicks

Yeah I may seek them out from time to time, but I seek out criminis more

It’s eating eggs for dinner right‽

Yeah but he’s downright skinny when you accound for his diet

If your taxes are too complicated for a 1040ez you’re best off finding a local tax accountant.

Moving from red to blue was a shock. Did you know blue states will actually attempt to improve citizens lives?