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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago

Changing of the guard

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Changing of the guard

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TrackShovel@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Invite the entire polycule. The only one left out is his wife.

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    I knew another guy who had an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
    Know what happened to him? He’s dead!

  • fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
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    Y’all assume he has game instead of just proving to be a huge loser. The only evidence he had any game is the wife he cheated on by sleeping with a honey pot and two coerced employees.

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    And that “funny” thing would be…?

    • Rolder@reddthat.com
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      6 hours ago

      Have an affair with Colette, I imagine

      • Zannsolo@lemmy.world
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        38 minutes ago

        I thought it was to Huang himself.

      • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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        Infidelity isnt funny.

        • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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          In this case, it kinda is, though.

  • alexquiniou@lemmy.zip
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    3 hours ago

    I was the leather hot guy back then… Just so y know…

  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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    No, Alice Huang & Colette Kress have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

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    [in the voice of the Daleks] EXPLAIN

    • decolo@piefed.social
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      I’m assuming they mean have an affair with the new interim CEO.

      • bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip
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        Spoiler alert: already did

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          I have been assuming this too, also assuming she was an Israeli spy (while being a subordinate)

          Double inappropriate!

          • unalivejoy@piefed.social
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            “It’s OK when they we do it.”

        • b3nsn0w@lemmy.world
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          nah, affair #2 was with a different vp and #3 is as yet undisclosed. although if #3 was with the interim ceo that would be a very good reason not to disclose it

        • Kairos@lemmy.today
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          Source?

          • Optional@lemmy.world
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            I thought so too but it was (allegedly) Kimberly Powell

            https://www.hellomagazine.com/us/934626/nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-resignation-second-affair-replacement/

            • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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              With Mr Jensen, it might not be exactly impossible.

              • UiUiUiUiUi@piefed.nl
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                He’s Huang whats not to love?

              • kewjo@lemmy.world
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                that leather coat must be covered in pheromones

                • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca
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                  It’s actually pure pheromones. Just like biofilm protects bacteria, pheromones form a protective layer to keep from overwhelming everyone around them. This pheromone biofilm looks exactly like leather.

      • ジン@quokk.au
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        Is it still funny if already confirmed?

        • decolo@piefed.social
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          are you being for real right now

          • ジン@quokk.au
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            No, I thought this was meme comm sry

            • decolo@piefed.social
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              Oh I genuinely don’t know either haha

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    Does she get the Sex Jacket, or was that part of Huang’s golden parachute?

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      I bet it slowly possesses the wearer and transforms them into Jensen Huang, Crysis style, while whispering in their ear something like “there must always be a Huang…!”

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    I don’t get it … it’s a Friday and I’m tired.

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      He should have sex with her too, I think that’s what’s implied anyway

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