Like they’d ever use ActivityPub instead of their own ATProtocol.

It’s hot grease, not oil. Oil won’t solidify in the pipes.

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You’re not cheddar, you’re just some common bitch!

All the people who complain about games being woke don’t play any games.

Surely there was at least one fatality from someone writing a letter while driving.

It’s a shame they’re on Paramount.

In the words of Leela: “You’re a man, and I’m a woman. We’re just too different.”

“And to show you we’re serious, you have 2 weeks.”

She drinks at home and that’s final!

He’ll be too busy fighting some guy.

This gives the same energy as Shrek saying “I will repay you, unless of course I can’t find you or I forget.”

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Newsflash: The country potatoes were originally imported from has more potatoes. More at 11.

How about the opposite where Harley Quin leaves Joker and starts dating Poison Ivy. Meanwhile Joker loses his memory and forgets he’s the Joker, so he dates a latina housewife with a child, then runs for mayor.

Plot of Harley Quin on HBO.

ACE Chemicals. Not even once.

Ok, maybe twice.

It’s not alcohol free. If I understand synthehol correctly, it keeps the buzz but removes the hangover and reduced judgement.

You don’t have to pay a graphic designer if you just pick a random font.

Is serving synthohol to minors still illegal in the future?