“So?”

“So, war elephants are tropical. This is temperate zone.”

“Father, I found a McDonald’s with a working ice cream machine.”

“Boromir would have gone to one with a broken machine and fixed it for them.”

That’s One Punch Doctor. He didn’t graduate medical school to be called Man.

I need a worm in bowler hat going to work in his space ship.

Is that the Hall of Presidents anamatronic?

Wasn’t there one convention that was turning people away for smelling too bad?

“Just fuck my shit up.”

Tried finding that comic and failed.

regional shows up

“Is that… bacon I smell?”

“My neck… my back…”

I’m just gonna say that as a child I kept eating ice cream until it stopped making me sick.

Because it’s fucking ice cream!

The farther into the future he looks, the more accurate his predictions are.

One click for each eye.

Yeah, I was doing just fine on my own!

For some people, collecting domain names is like buying books and never reading them. Except you have to pay for every book you have every year forever.

Gul Dukat absolutely will shit on your head and steal the hot dog from your hand if you let him.

Another one that has crept into my thoughts infrequently over the last 30 years.

Q: Why shouldn’t you go into the forest between 2 and 4PM on Wednedays?

A:

“Keep in mind I’m going to eat, like, 5 pounds of cake and cookies.”

“You mean I can just tell people I’m gay and I won’t be committed or imprisoned??”