Flashbacks to that man-eating computer in Superman

I raped her We fell in love.

The End

“This used to be a proper realm!”

So there are starfish that are meant to be squarish or diamond or roundish in shape. They’re called cushion stars.

The “defect” is that they’re flat instead of bulbous.

You better be playing Doom 3 six days from now. ;)

You reminded me of one of my favorite lines from Home Improvement when Tim was getting into a Christmas decoration contest with the neighbor across the way and the neighbor responded to Tim putting a searchlight in his front yard:

Kid: “Now he’s got spotlights in his yard.”

Tim pulls out binoculars

Tim: “Those aren’t spotlights! Those are 9,000 watt Xenon SuperTroopers!”

The people trying to remilitarize Japan haven’t been taught (or learned nothing from) why Japan doesn’t have a military anymore.

PM Takaichi is aligned with Trump and idolizes Margret Thatcher. The Japanese speaking out against her and her policies understand why that’s a bad thing.

“Fuck you, I’m not what you assigned me.
Fuck you, I’m not what you assigned me.
Fuck you, I’m not what you assigned me!
’CAUSE GENDER IS JUST SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS ANYWAY!!”

The question needs to be changed to:

Genitals (optional)

• Penis
• Vagina
• Both
• Neither
• Mind your own fucking business!

Right after it makes you sad.

Someone get this person a Pulitzer.

Jazz trombone riff

Gen Z people who aren’t paid enough to live

More like Data retrieval.

Analog Data:

Bacon is the cure for Pon farr.

I completely forgot about this image. Thanks for the nostalgia.