Sounds like nothing a little bleach won’t cure!

Turn it into a curry.

But wait, those might be metric dicks.

Why I would rather get shot than waxed.

just loafin’ around

Right on man! First they’re telling you where to drive and how fast, then they’re takin’ away ur gunz!

The moral purists are lashing out with hyperbole since the Israel/Hamas ceasefire has castrated their big issue. They have to pretend letting Trump win by refusing to vote for Harris cuz she “supported genocide” was still the right thing to do, and they weren’t just being impatient toddlers demanding a cookie RIGHT NOW. Apparently they don’t understand that diplomacy isn’t something you can just click on.

The history of the Internet and computers in general is full of investors willing to take seemingly insane chances on overvalued speculative ventures.

Mercifully spared from the ravages of intelligence.

we hrd u lik apoclyps so we brt u mor apoclyps

Doesn’t really matter - eventually every generation gets blamed for all the world’s problems.

Maybe they’re just lying low so nobody will blame everything on them.

MAGA: “If WE can’t have America, NOBODY CAN!!!”

LOL back in the 90s I thought up a prequel series like Enterprise, complete with opening music, which has never been played or recorded except in my own head. It’s based on the intro to the TOS theme, played over a visual sequence very similar to what they came up with - the history of past and future flight etc. My version of the intro would end with a closeup of an astronaut footprint on the moon, zooming out to show that it’s at the original Apollo 11 landing site, which is preserved as a sort of museum exhibit under a clear dome, with visitors on a catwalk gawking at it. The camera pulls back to show a long covered causeway connecting the dome with a much larger moon base, with small spacecraft coming and going, then we aim out toward the stars and go into warp. One of by bucket list projects is to create this opening sequence in a computer.

In my version of the show the ship’s doctor would be an older Vulcan woman with a fascination for humans. As a doctor already, she attended medical school on Earth to study humans and human behavior. She is fascinated by how illogical our illogical thinking can produce anything but chaos. She becomes a friend and sort of wise elder counsel to the captain. Their conversations give us insights into Vulcan history and culture. I forget how they handled the Vulcan mind-meld in Enterprise, but I would have had it be very mysterious or even unknown until the doctor reluctantly uses it to solve a crisis situation. The incident creates extreme mistrust among the human crew - can she read our minds, or even control us? Are we her puppets? Earning back their confidence would take multiple episodes. I think she would have been a much more interesting character than T’Pol, who to me was somewhat of a clone of Seven-of-Nine. But that’s Hollywood.

Longtime software dev here. I complain about code bugs all the time - I’m like, who the fuck wrote and tested this piece of crap?

I don’t even know this game but aren’t you choosing between a heavily armored warrior and a peasant?

Same thing when there’s a really long light with a right-turn lane to a much less busy side street. If you get there shortly after the light turns red just turn right, go partway down the street and make a u-turn, then make another right back onto the main street.

I would call that not a loophole but definitely a nice LPT.

That’s a fairly common strategy - give your kid a gift up to the max amount that isn’t taxable, which they then deposit into their retirement account.

Ingenius! Even more ingenious: every time you leave go to lost and found and pick up a free random jacket.