“Worries”

lol

If it laid an egg . . It would fall down the back of the television set.

Well, if they just ban the over 16s as well, then we’ll have something.

“Mmmm yeah, I mean it’s humiliating enough, but isn’t there something, like, more you could do to embarrass the nation?”

BUY MY BOOK

TL;DR they think somebody taped their ridiculous incompetence huddles but no one has said anything and there’s no evidence.

Coincidentally, there’s a new book coming out.

Oh ffs. Come on Fender.

Morans.

“Independents”?

fuuuuuck

Works everytime with this chucklehead, dunnit Bibi?

Go to hell Moscow Mitch

Throw it on the pile of why never to buy nike

“Know your place, trash!”

The officer is alleged to have perverted the course of justice, but no arrests have been made, said police.

Mmm.

That’s one adorable murderous beast!

His mom made a mistake.

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh daaaaaaamn!

Sweet

Apparently they were hassling some other judge to delay it for - reasons. Judge said fuck off. But that’s why the delay.

Benjamin owns a farm. He employs 100 workers plowing his fields. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10 percent productivity gain. Benjamin fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000 percent productivity gain. The driverless mules cause plow damage to his property in excess of $50 million. Benjamin loses another $5 million due to the loss of productivity from his one remaining employee, who no longer guides a plow but instead spends 100 percent of his time shoveling mule shit. Goldman Sachs builds an altar to Benjamin in their lobby and cuts out the heart of a junior analyst on it every Friday. They call it “Blood Sacrifice Friday.” The name isn’t catchy, but the event becomes a management favorite nonetheless.