This tweet does not understand the difference between libido and erection. I’m happy for him that he’s so ignorant. I wish the same for all of you, truly.
Because erectile dysfunction is when you’re plenty horny but the flag keeps going up and down anyway. ED pills do not make you horny, they help your vascular system direct the blood where it needs to go to keep the flag raised. They only work when you are already aroused.
When you take one before date night, you might feel a little flushed but that’s it. You don’t immediately get hard out of nowhere. Your nutsack tyrant doesn’t materialize next to you with a hammer and whip like a demon ready to slave drive you into machismo.
Interesting. I had no idea they worked like that.
Sounds like taking melatonin for sleep. It’s not going to put you to sleep unless you’re in a sleepy headspace
Bah. I don’t need viagra to maintain an erection for over an hour. I don’t even have a refractionary period; I’ll just keep going until I am out of breath from physical exhaustion.
Why aren’t middle aged women like this -_-
Oh we are. But alas, pesky standards.
The ones I know are
We know very different middle aged women.
I knew a guy that did this with his gf regularly. They’d take a full day off, phones off, he’d pop a viagra and they’d both do a molly.
I’ve never found MDMA to be sexual. Yeah, you like physical contact, and definitely feel the love, but it never made a horndog out of me. I think that’s an old wives tale, and I’ll say I’ve got plenty of experience over the last 15+ years.
mdma + lsd (a candyflip) works well for this
Not a bad way to spend a day off
would you happen to have his gfs #?
asking for a firend
j/k, it’s my penis, he made me ask
He was also the dealer, so no, I do not and never did.
Though, FWIW, entirely not recommended for long-term practice. That much molly regularly can really mess up your brain chemistry. It didn’t end well for them, but she was also a depressed wreck.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,
But wait there’s more,
Straight to hell,
Add a comma? Also hell,
That feels like a valid poetic choice to me, but that “who’s” is getting to me,
Though tbf, referring to your penis as thirst itself is also pretty poetic
Give the got a break, not all the blood is going to his brain
Thirsty Penis Syndrome, bigly. Everybody says so.
Not that I disagree with the post… but the general public out here wilding about vaccines and tylenol and fluoride and shit yet missing this extra-stupid medical “conspiracy” will never not be funny to me.
The FDA doesn’t like greenlighting drugs of dubious direct clinical benefit with high abuse potential, so for the sake of expediency, Pfizer decided to push the narrative that Viagra definitely wasn’t fun unless you had peepee problems. No one wants to look like they have peepee problems, so not enough people who’ve tried it are willing to call a spade a spade and say it’s fun af regardless of age or necessity.
Thus the narrative persists.
I’m 60. They are useful for recreational purposes. Going one round is not a problem, but the second round? I used to measure refractory periods in minutes, then hours. Now I could use a calendar.
I’m 40. Lmao. 3 to 5 business days. not really, but it sure feels like that compared to my younger self.
If that’s how you feel about your penis, you should consider taking hormones about it.
Enjoy the peace of impotency? Surely he doesn’t think his penis actually has a brain right? Its your brain that makes you horny, and it will still make you horny even if the equipment don’t work anymore.
If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress, your best option (aside from therapy, cause that’s expensive) is to get offline and find a hobby to distract your mind with.
If you’re that horny-brained that its causing you stress
That’s every 19 year old ever lmao, and yes im extremely grateful i dont get like that anymore lol
Well that’s different. You’re in like overdrive. Plus if you’re 13 and need Viagra there’s an issue probably.
Well yeah and now that im not the last thing i would ever do is take a pill to force an erection lol
Yes exactly! That’s why I go offline to go bird watching as a hobby! Occasionally, as a treat, I’ll peep in on naked adults with their curtains open.
it’s because I won. If I do desire to, I’ll awaken the tyrant and beat him up for my pleasure.
Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did
Bro your dick supposed to get drained, not do the draining.
This reads like something written by Marcus Aurelius.
Plato, Republic, Book I, Cephalus’ speech:
How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, How does love suit with age, Sophocles—are you still the man you were? Peace, he replied; most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master. His words have often occurred to my mind since, and they seem as good to me now as at the time when he uttered them. For certainly old age has a great sense of calm and freedom; when the passions relax their hold, then, as Sophocles says, we are freed from the grasp not of one mad master only, but of many.
There’s just no fucking way, holy crap!!!
Goddamit Sophocles
This reminds me of that Russian woman who subdued and bound a burgular to a chair, after which she fed him only dick pills and kept him as a sex toy for a week.
I should risk breaking into Russian homes, I think
do u know her address per chance, not asking for a friend either :)
