Lol. Swing by the oilsands! That’s the future the conservatives want for us. Best part is it will, on the low end, take 200 bn to reclaim that mess. Good thing we’ve set aside 2 bn to do it.

I love a good scenic vista… free of wind turbines

the problem is net zero has become a shorthand for ‘leave it in the ground,’ and that’s what our members are responding to, said Smith

Lmao. Look at her, she’s actually beginning to understand what CO2 reduction actually means.

“But just like I can go drink five litres of water and get water poisoning, too much CO2 is a detriment to the planet and it’s a detriment to the people,” Bieganek said to jeers from the audience. "

sigh

Beyond support for carbon capture, the Smith government hasn’t provided any firm details on how that target will be met. And during her morning keynote address, Smith reiterated her commitment to double oil and gas production.

Remind me, again, how conservatives aren’t the problem.

I’m not a woman, but I’m always down for a good weenie roast, watch:

You’re a disappointment to your parents, and need to get your life together

Back when Disney movies were gut punches

Don’t mess with a good thing.

What if I come around the corner, muttering about how things in my life suck, and a skeleton gets me, and agrees with my complaints?

Remember, all memes are totally real and no one ever fabricated shit on the internet

Airborne seafood.

Cat just batted him around a few times in the air first, before chowing down on a leg.

Here a friendly drone has brought you something

I’m doing my part

Bunch of spring-loaded snakes

The first 3 layers (horizons) are A, B, and C, respectively. Ask me how I know

We can use that whisky as antiseptic! Hopefully you don’t die of infection

Non-stop nut November

That GUARD post you’re referring to was fucking amazing. My friend and I are still laughing at it

I’m doing my part!

I actually agree, but I didn’t when I was a kid

I got a +3 and much later transmuted a ring of wealth to get the second one at +2. I just alternated because meh.