Mah fluids!

Nightcrawler was so good, better call Saul might be one of the best shows ever. Definitely cracks the top ten

Amphetamines for life!

Signed, a guy with a gluttonous soul who’s sad he can’t live that addict life

I’ve tried to love cast iron and just couldn’t. Stainless is the way to go for my money. Just make sure it’s hot before you add oil/butter to it, that’s the key to not making things stick. If you do it right you don’t need much at all either. And you can scrub the shit out of it with steel wool too.

I will bathe in the ocean and at long last fulfill my ambition of punching mother gia in the face.

Lol all the black folk are at the back of the boat. Just fucking surreal

A Cobb of goths. Obviously… Smh

Squash. The vines are thorny and help deter animals munching your corn. Its called the Three Sisters

I was in Hollywood, looking to add to my tech bro portfolio. I’d been dodging peter thiels satanic priests all afternoon. I stumbled through a tent city, I was feeling drowsy due to fentanyl contact high. After I had kungfoo-ed a gang of immigrant criminals, I saw the studios.

I wandered over, bloody and bruised but victorious. I was in an instant surrounded by stars and starlets, the who’s who. Glitz and glamour. A fat man in a suit waddled up to me, it’s almost as if he could smell my crypto. He said all this cood be mine for 3.50. I spun and threw my arms to the heavens in victorious ecstasy. As I looked back, I realized it was the godamn lock ness monster.

How can you tell?

You just won capitalism. You and musk can go to Mars now. Well send a postcard

Only a few short galactic years off!

Thank you! I’ve got nothing against immigration, it’s an important part of any healthy society. But I always bristled at the idea we need them to do our shit jobs.

What does that say about us as a society that we can’t build our own homes, serve our own food? That we need a steady supply of desperate dark skinned people to fill these roles at rates we would turn our noses up at? Nothing good.

From the Wikipedia page for Saint Nicholas

Other early stories tell of him calming a storm at sea, saving three innocent soldiers from wrongful execution, and chopping down a tree possessed by a demon.

Summer sausage. Onions and pickle sliced real thin, but a generous portion nonetheless. Copped spinach, splash of rice vinegar. On sourdough with mayo. 10/10

Burn thine heathen I say!

Baja blast as written is universal. Even uncontacted tribes know what’s up with Baja blast

West Virginia at least gave us a couple of cool country bangers. Idaho has contributed ku klux clan