Oh no, its the time-travaling genitals
i tried this and got testicular torsion.
already in my nightly routine ✊
I’m against extended hours for panties. I want panties to get off sooner.
can be found at your local spencer gifts, in red candy apple and grape
Ok boomer 😜
I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.
Also I’d have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that’s not very sexy.
What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead
Some food panty material ideas:
Tortilla
Thinly sliced steak
Yogurt (spread it on with a spoon)
Fish fillets
A panty-shaped cool ranch Dorito
Are you hungry my darling deario?
I’m just spitballing here! But yes.
Twizzlers pull-n-peel
Whipped cream
EZ cheeze
peanut butter if no dogs around
I feel like the presence of dogs would increase the chances of peanut butter being used…
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shit i want that dorito.
Sorry, all we have left is the balogna panties
ill take it.
Hey! Edible Underwear!
spoiler
:::I swear to God I had to read this like six times
I still don’t believe you
Eat it like groceries
no wonder they’re so damn busy these days.
Eat ‘em while they’re hot!
lots of cunning linguists in here
If you’ve never seen food panties my guess is you haven’t spent enough time around poor people.
Yes, some will literally slip items from the store into their panties in order to steal them (or at the very least, to make frisking them utterly awkward whoever’s in charge).
Good for them. I approve. Don’t hesitate, food is a human right.
I’m not judging, just telling it how it is.
Of course. I’m just really tired this week of walking past the unhoused people encampments this week in -18 weather and wondering why this is the way it is.
The unfortunate truth is that it is the way that it is because the majority benefits from it being that way.
Your rent might be expensive but how would you like to spend twice as much in order to ensure that some guy out on the street (who’s likely a good-for-nothing drunk and a degenerate, let’s be honest) has a roof over his head in this kind of weather? How do you know just what kind of evils they’ve done in the past in order to make it for as long as they did? How do you know you’re not going to wake up with a knife at your throat if you decide to take them in?
Both you and I, along with damn near every human being out there, are nothing but liars, murderers, and thieves. We don’t like to confront that fact but it’s true nonetheless. If you got a warm place to sleep tonight, you really just happened to either be lucky or more cold blooded than they other guy, but your luck might turn at any time, or someone more ruthless than you might come along and displace you.
At the end of the day, all you can really do is pray for mercy, and do your best to offer the same as much as you possibly can. Your life could be over in a second, so don’t take even a minute of it for granted.
