Truly, road trips are more fun than flights

No, kinda like malice aforethought in a murder trial

Pretty sure they’ve already gotten depraved enough not to care

Back then people weren’t so fixated on each other’s business. After 2001, that changed pretty dramatically

Guaranteed to cure your constipation

Old boy pouts loud don’t he?

Unplug the shit

Its a choice to you because you don’t have that power

Also just made that my chrome homepage. Tried Firefox a couple times before but its even more bloated

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck…

Popcorn, minimally salted

Well, theres your problem. Youre not supposed to cook pb&j, youre supposed to eat it raw

Be passingly humorous if ww3 was started of that

Hes just plain stupidly evil. Even without comparing him to sunnier folks and times, he represents thr dregs of humanity

Gonna need more than a stick and a sheet of poster board

Hope the son of a bitch hangs himself with it

Back to hell with that demon bitch. If she had any damn sense of justice in her brimstone soul, she’d keep her hateful maw shut

Trump says anything he thinks will keep him on top.

I wouldn’t even give him that. Solid reinforced concrete lit for one hour a day. No contact with anyone in any way. Let him stew

If he can’t accept something hes free to leave