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MORTIFIED. So thoroughly distressed he got his picture taken to be in the Mail.
Absolutely DISPERAGED to find the therapy seems to be doing an alright job. Very unhappy with the service, he is telling everyone he "definitely doesn’t recommend how amazingly effective it is, especially since there’s not a kickback for referrals. He HATES it, everyone!
He does not, in any way, still have a micro dork that gives him constant issues. No way, guys. No way.
He just bought a Cybertruck, in fact. It’s amazing. It’s so great. His penis is fine, everyone. It’s not inverted at all when he thinks people are judging his ability to perform. It’s absolutely throbbing, everyone! It’s all great. Go buy a Cybertruck!
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I am non-binary and have a bit of ED because of hormone replacement therapy, so I decided to be proactive last month and I bought a 2016 Jeep Renegade Trailhawk with about 35k miles.
For maximum effect make sure it’s pristine clean without a molecule of dirt. You should be the only person to ever be transported in it, never take any passengers, and you must park across at least two parking spaces, four if you can manage it.
Solid advice. Will do.
Srsly tho, bought it because I’m leaving DFW and moving up north and thought the 4WD might be better for the winter. I do plan on taking it out on some trails at some point to see what it can do!
Tbh unless you’re moving into the deep mountains, in my experience a Subaru is a significantly better choice for winter than a jeep.
Subaru’s full time system definitely is more predictable and confident feeling in most situations for sure. You’d have to go pretty high up in the jeep hierarchy to get more practical capability than your regular base model Subaru.
Honestly the best part of bottom surgery was being able to switch from an suv to a subcompact. I save so much money on gas now
Where can I get these?
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Just call 0121-824-0432 and they’ll fix your twig and berries.
Anyone tried the number? I’m asking for a friend.
That’s the old number, the new one is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
So easy to remember
I used to work in a print shop, we made things like business cards and stuff, and we used to use that as our lorem ipsum of phone numbers.
Although because we’re not savages like you are we used to write it correctly 0118 999 881 999 119 725 … 3
Did it actually fit? I always fill in that number if a website dares to ask my phone number and often packages arrive with the number not fully on it. Only jlcpcb got close and just misses the 3 haha
Well it was just text so it was just kinda small.
Need an American version of this
Agreed - an American version of the NHS would be a massive improvement over what we have now.
Never let them see you cry.
Lol, right? Guy so “mortified” he told everyone he could about it.
What tf does someone need a 4x4 for in the UK? Roads are too narrow over there to begin with to drive american sized douche-wagons (although my memories are from 2010, kinda doubt that’s changed though)
In Surrey I watch F-150s tear up the streets on a daily basis. I think one day I thought I was going insane because I swear to god I saw three separate Hiluxes (Hili?) on a 5 minute walk.
Also, a complimentary colonoscopy for the butt hurt.
Brillant
Shit. That’s so brilliant. I think I’ll have to do this.
Let us know if it works. I think any gain of 2cm or more is probably worthwhile.
I’ll go dead broke purchasing and handing these out in South Florida where every single brittle ego drives a bullshit massive vehicle to protect their small PPs.
Weird hill to die on
Really, seems like it’s a pretty crowded hill to me.
I need to print up a bunch of cards saying, “If you fuck like you park you’ll never get it in,” for all the absurd parking jobs I see.
What about the female vehicle owners?
Statement still works
I guess to continue the metaphor, “getting it in” requires the coordination of both partners, so the ladies have to line up right, too.
Peggings a thing…
Now, I just need to purchase a 4x4.
Dude really showed his face in the article
Right? This isn’t about faces.
He got the big dick energy
I’m always uncomfortable cuz ppl on the internet made me think this is body shaming
Not b/c we care about the driver but other guys who are rockin’ le petite weiners
This is the way I look at it. I don’t care if someone is homosexual because honestly no one’s sexuality is my business. However, I mercilessly mock the conservatives who keep getting caught fucking same sex partners because of the hypocrisy.
There’s nothing shameful about a small dick. Use what you’ve got, we’ve all got talents. There is something shameful about feeling so insecure about some aspect of yourself that you’ll get a big ass vehicle that you’ll never get full use out of because you refuse to address your insecurities. The small dick comments are just where we “meet them where they live”.
Hell, I’ve got a truck because I haul shit a couple of times a week. It’s not my main mode of transportation but I do drive it. If I got one of these because someone saw my truck unloaded I’d laugh my ass off. But there are definitely people who feel the need to prove some shit and would clutch all their pearls over a piece of paper from a stranger.
This is why I prefer to call it small dick energy. You can have a small dick, and have big dick energy. You can have a big dick, and still need to overcompensate, thus small dick energy.
When it’s used to shame someone it’s still not okay. Like me calling you a removed or retard regardless of sexuality or disability.
Even still, such a waste of time and energy all around.
Edit: removed the slurs, because slurs
A truck’s okay because it’s actually utility vehicle. Just as long as it’s not one of those big stupid American style ones.
But a lot of modern 4x4s can’t actually operate off road very well. If Jeremy Clarkson mocks them for having one (and he’s said as much) then you know it’s bad.
It is a big ol’ American truck, honestly, but it’s not one of the coal rolling jacked up things. But I needed the size and towing capacity when I got it and still need the size today. Got it for a steal back when I didn’t really have much money and, if I’m being honest, cared less than I do now. If I had it to do over again I’d get a big van instead.
Hell, I’ve got a truck because I haul shit a couple of times a week.
Try to cover for it all you want, we all know the truck would reject you as a driver if your penis could be seen with the naked eye. That’s how it works, I don’t make the rules.
My eye ain’t all that’s naked when I drive it.
Good thing you can’t get arrested for indecent exposure since they can’t see it!
That’s how I get away with it.
But you’ve invented that they brought their car because of a small penis it’s unlikely to actually be true.
Would you joke that a random black guy driving a Lamborghini is insecure about the color of his skin and post a little flier using race to mock him? Of course not.
Damn we need some of those out here
At least in America there’s a chance they go off-roading.
I do wonder what happens on twisty country roads when two chodes driving IFVs need to pass each other.
Speaking from personal experience one hugs a ditch and the other eases by til theyre past
That seems incredibly annoying. Do you think they at least take a moment to appreciate mutually beneficial cooperation in problem solving?
Absolutely not
It is annoying but not much else to be done for it when your local municipality lets the roads remain in such a state of disrepair.
The road isn’t in disrepair, its just too small for your large tank of a vehicle.
Mama always told me dont feed the trolls. Forgot that for a sec
People buying unnecessarily large vehicles and then getting stuck: “this is the government’s fault somehow”
Some, yeah. The buyers are not blameless though. It takes just a small amount of spatial awareness to understand your environment enough not to set yourself up for problems
Niccceee…
