Warrant officers, because fixed wing pilots were whiny little bitches about helicopters getting the same respect for a much harder and more dangerous job.

Unfortunately, as a conservative man, he doesn’t believe in consent.

It’s not a mistake native speakers would make unintentionally but I absolutely understand the ESL problems and, full disclosure, still have to remind myself about the rules for possessives.

It looks wrong and the system is wrong I will not apologize for or be bound by the failures of dead dudes

Getting the weebs addicted to MILFs would solve so many problems in anime

Believe it or not that’s part of the joke

Yes now

Look I didn’t say you’d like the rest of the effects but it’ll get them drinking liquids

No, you don’t, ace homie.

Unlike the “aromantics” who think hitting and quitting makes them special

Yeah I said it, “aros,” what are you going to do, have a one night stand at me?

Do the same trick but with a caffeinated drink if you have problems with your ADHD children

That’s even funnier when you know the Japanese army was already at its breaking point from the invasion of China. They might have been able to pull off an invasion of Australia since all the population is coastal and the British Navy was busy sinking the Italians but they were bleeding out before Pearl Harbor.

Found the secret dolphin

You know my first thought was that if I was a widower with two kids I definitely wouldn’t work in a job that dangerous but what are the chances that being an astronaut is actually safer than driving an hour long commute?

So what I can too

In theory 😔

“the idea is tantalizing”

No the fuck it isn’t, and that’s not even a Fuck AI type opinion just basic fucking scientific principles

And yet

Bruh

Eyeshadow, mostly.

It makes everyone hotter, it’s just how it works.

They make a barely living wage in a job with high turn over because it sucks ass.

That joke in the synopsis sucks, boo that man

The only dumber system than undergrads investigating cold cases and referring to things like polygraphs as anything but pseudoscience is cops investigating cold cases and treating things like polygraphs as anything but pseudoscience.