Kommt noch. Vertrau mir, Brudi. Ich bin schließlich seit 35 Jahren im Internet.

If your “personal beliefs” entail persecuting others for their ethnic origin, sexual orientation or gender identity, you can fuck right off. Otherwise you won’t have any trouble fitting in here.

I thought The Onion does satire?

Shagging harms chastity, chief pimp warns.

Nah. Their masters wouldn’t like that.

Ganz klar Ebola. War schön mit dir gemichmicht zu haben.

Dear God of Tits and Wine: please give Intel lots of tits and wine! Amen.

I don’t even want to imagine hitting a pothole at 45 mph in that thing.

No explanation needed. What is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

People like him sometimes make me wish religion were true and there was a hell for fuckers like him.

It wasn’t always like that. The real shitshow only started when Huffman took over.

Won’t anybody think of the poor shareholders?

But he’s going to switch parties, obviously.

What a chonky boi.

It all started when the restaurant wouldn’t comp her meal even though the fries were cold

I’m sure the rise in infant mortality has nothing whatsoever to do with the NHS being underfunded, though.

Works really well in Pakistan.

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The very tame attempts at more stringent anti-trust enforcement by the Biden administration already triggered them to no end.

I definitely won’t.

If all you have to choose from is shit, you’ll always end up with a shit sandwich.