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11 minutes agoAnd every time a woman called me, my mother started going on about whether she’ll get a daughter in law soon.
Diplomjodler
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Cake day: January 8th, 2024
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8·4 hours agoHentai games are not mentioned on the list, so they’re obviously OK.
263·4 hours agoThe religious will never let their religion get in the way when it comes to filling their own pockets.
Even if he’s slightly less terrible, that doesn’t make him the good guy.
34·4 hours agoAnother headline only the 2020s could write.
Instructions unclear. Please send bail money.
Hahaha, look at that guy thinking the law has any meaning in the US of A.
41·1 day agoUnd heute gehört uns Bayern…
..........Hier, die hast du vergessen.
To show you ads, of course. Duh.
151·2 days agoJust your standard issue Republican shit take.
“You don’t like being exploited by the oligarchy? It’s just because you’re jealous, you filthy pauper!”
Wer braucht schon Leben im Fluss? Hauptsache die Oligarchen haben genug Strom für ihre Überwachungszentren.
Das ist natürlich voll nervig. Dann hat du ja den ganzen Tag zu tun, die Bude wieder einzusauen.
I’m confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.
“Hey Gramps, be a good little sheepshagger and get me Madam Fuckalicious on the horn, will ya?”