How society would look if the government would finally use our tax dollars to do something useful such as constructing an ominous orb made completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
Thanks for context, post made zero sense without it.
The golden gate bridge is already humming for us, fyi: https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article271063192.html
SIR, STOP! THE ORB HAS DETECTED YOU ARE ENGAGING IN PUBLIC URINATION. STOP. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. Gasps THE ORB HAS DECIDED TO GRANT YOU MERCY
That’s some Evangelion shit
Ia! Shub Niggurath
Get in the fuckin robot!
Operation Rustys Blanket
Orders Regarding Bodyguard
How much black stuff that’s in the ground water in Ohio
All hail the orb, for it is vast and all knowing
Political Party #1: THERE’S A BLACK ORB! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Political Party #2: The Black Orb is our saviour, embrace the Black Orb.
How do Black Orb and Glow Cloud’s opinion on foreign policy compare?
I’m still on the fence.
It’s finally done? Glad to see some of thaose taxpayer dollars going to good use.
Vegas moment
Ol’ Round Biggie
Ol’ Round Bastard
O R B
Do you guys think I look fat in this pic? be honest!
