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402·10 hours agoKamala Harris’s underdog narrative: Harris frames her campaign as an underdog, despite polling better than Biden did before dropping out.
Socially, she’s racially and sexuality disadvantaged considering that she’s a woman of color and mixed race. She’s going up against a billionaire celebrity with a cult-following. I think it’s safe to call her an underdog.
5·1 day agoOh. Well, if we’re gonna use facts in this argument…
“Fuck you, that looks disgusting. Lemme try it to make sure it’s not awful.”
*slurping with mouth full of sandwich*
“Yeah, it’s horrible. You wouldn’t want any of this. In fact, I’m doing you a favor right now.”
“Yeah, I’m crying right now because I ate it, not because it’s gone.”
For realsies, that looks insane and I’m super jealous. I hope it tasted even better than it looked!
The worst part is that it’s my pet peeve and my own fault. I try to keep my kitchen relatively organized-ish so I can cook quickly. When a cabinet is open, whether or not I see it, I’m blind to it and inevitably hit my head on an edge
Bring back the Nova and sell a bundle of some steel wool, rubber bands, and used 9v batteries. Package it all in a cookies tin.
Sell it as a direct competitor to the CyberTruck with all the same features and promises including towing a 911 faster than a 911.
13·1 day ago“They didn’t even vote for her, they voted for the other guy in the primaries.”
Me complaining about how fucked up two-party primaries are in the first place
“It’s in the constitution! They claim this is a democra-…”
Me tuning out until his stupid words turned into violent words
201·1 day agoI like hugging my dogs
It’s like an exhausted minion!
Hurry up, let’s not drag this out
Why not take care of both problems by lobbing a Stone at Barr?
42·1 day agoWomen need to learn to mind their own business. Sheesh! \s
Bill Gates is the Range Rover. Trump is the Street Sweeper
“What was the answer?”
*clenches butthole, clutches pearls, looks back and says “try again my little entomologist,” closes eyuigsxkhb
Oh God! I blinded myself!
Y’all need to stop posting shit about billionaires. I’m getting too hungry…
LEMME AT EM!
I removed Recall just fine and now my Windows environment is Linux
Me neither on Arctic