When Arteta sees an opportunity to upgrade he seems ruthless. If anything we have learnt more about the manager than the players under discussion.

He’s arguably already replaced zinchenko too but the replacement got an ACL.

eh yup, will he earn commissions on transfers/loans between the two?

Interesting idea. Would the ball bearing still work once a bit of mud and grass worked it’s way in there? Says it’s currently designed for artificial surfaces and women’s game. Worth development though.

I love you Senor Emery.

Yes Unai, gives us another 2-4.

Liverpool’s bona fides called into question.

Are we going to see some Xmas special fridgulizations for the festive period, that is the question 🎄 🎁 ❓

Is that a wee spoiler for the lineup?

Being vindicated on the position he took from day dot.

Cartel of incompetent crooks trying to protect their positions and avoid change. We need to increase the volume after this.

Stupid sexy girooo has proven himself between the sticks too

Quick Photoshop of this with the sphinx and you are golden.

Nah, Havertz is brings more to us than either of those two have to their clubs. It’s mostly off the ball contribution from Kai so far, which seems to be his downfall in the fanbase (at least on here). He needs end product.

After checking the severance wiki the wife’s name is Gabby Arteta. You literally cannot make this up, even though it is clearly made up.

ffs don’t fuck it up chels, need them to drop points

< 8 out of 10 doesn’t exist.

They are dishonest to their federation.

Jorginho has all of a sudden become very important. He’s going to have to carry us in the deep CM role until Xmas.

Premiere league experience is almost a non-negotiable for Artets. Damn.

ffs