Seeing as the international break is starting, I thought I’d get discussion underway with a very serious topic: can Ben Stiller predict the future? Specifically, can Ben Stiller predict Arsenal Football Club’s transfer strategy?
What’s the evidence for this claim, you may ask? Well, Ben Stiller is the one of the masterminds behind the Apple TV show Severance that came out in early 2022 (if you haven’t checked it out, it’s really good!). Well, on a recent watch of the show I noticed that there is a family on the show by the name of Arteta. In the show, they have just had their third child, Bradley. Their other children? Declan and Kai… Coincidence? Wait until we sign a footballer by the name of Bradley in January…
Lmao this feels like a glitch in our simulation, Jk Jk… or am I?
I see the international break posts aren’t wasting any time. Not even 6 hours have passed since the last PL whistle. Mildly impressed.
Good god it’s already started
After checking the severance wiki the wife’s name is Gabby Arteta. You literally cannot make this up, even though it is clearly made up.
Bradley Beal to Arsenal here we go confirmed
https://www.transfermarkt.com/bradley-ibrahim/profil/spieler/871837 - has been training more recently with the first team
If Bradley Ibrahim makes his PL/senior debut this season, kudos to Ben Stiller 👏🏼
This is so crazy. Just rewatched Severance last week and the moment that the Arteta guy introduces himself and then calls out his kids Declan and Kai, I tried to get screenshots to post here but Apple TV on my phone and computer wouldn’t allow me to take screenshots.
Then take a photo of your computer screen using your phone.
It was already posted at the time so no worries
Bradley Douglas Luiz here go we confirmed.
Devon: He’s beautiful. He looks like a William.
Gabby: His name’s Bradley, actually.
Devon: Not William? You changed it?
Gabby: We must have, yeah.It is bizarre.
Bradley Barcola?
what International break does to mf
Illuminati confirmed.
Welcome to Arsenal, Kylian Bradley Mbappe
Someone posted about it on Severance’s reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/SeveranceAppleTVPlus/s/67UFvEqYNQ
Conor Bradley or Bradley Barcola to Arsenal confirmed