Don’t take away the only joy left in my life. My delusions!
Delulu is solulu
Hahah, I’ll use that, great saying.
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But for real, how do I stop this?
Get married
You’ve got this, Foxy. If my talentless ass can do it, your amazing art… ass can too!
(Also it doesn’t stop when you’re married… you just have another person to fantasize with)
As a married person i can confirm this trick doesn’t work. It will just make your daydreams even less ethical :/.
A guy I used to work with used to say to me “when you meet a woman, every time you have a shag, put a penny in a jar, after you marry her, every time you have a shag, take a penny out of the jar…I guarantee you’ll never empty the jar”. It’s “are the straights ok?” level of boomer humour, but it does amuse me, in an eye roll kind of way.
Lake Bells character in Man Up does really funny job of explaining it as “The Blowjob Paradox”.
Accept it. Live it. Don’t hate yourself over it. All great options I wish I tried.
The curse of bisexuality
*blessing
surely he would’ve imagined himself in the wedding dress
Thought the last one said gaydreaming
C) I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
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Did lemmy.lm delete all images or why is this not available anymore?
lmao. Thank you for the explanation :)
