• Eol@sh.itjust.works
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    LGBT is only pro abortion because they eat fetus to grow stronger. At least that’s what it said on the last Gay Agenda memo.

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        C̷̡̛̛̹͎̰̳̮͍͔̮̱͎͔̥͂̃̀̆̑͊̀̈͘̚̚ͅÒ̴͓̣̥͍͍̗̩͗͑̀̏̽͑͒R̸̙̱̰̲̤̻͚̳̘̭̝̄̃̽͊͑͂̎̂̓̅͒͘̕R̵̢̨̛͚͔̯̣̬̣̯̱̝̺̙̎͒̇̓̊̆͂̑̃̍͐̒U̸̢̧̥̹̙͍̼̱̬̙̫̬̰̺̓̔̓̚̚͝ͅṖ̶̩͍̥̖͖T̶̡̪̘̫͚̺̦̗̳̹̻̤̝̺̗́̌̈́̏̔̑̀̍̎͘͠ ̸̪͇̈̅͑͒̅͗̈̒̓̇̀̚͠͝T̵̫̊͋̑́̀̓̊̓͐͘H̷̢̡̼͎̩̞͖̝̗̱̥̠͌͌̎̐͜E̵̪͇̺̟̿̏͒͊͊̏̄́͝͠ ̵̢̧̙̦͔̱̲̫̼̍̔̾̿Y̸̢̝̲̠͖͓̣̥̲̥̦̔̒͌̋̈́̆̍̑̚̕̚͜͜͝ö̴̼̆́́̄͘ǘ̴̢̺̫̝͙̙̝͋͐̓̍̿̽̓n̵̢͈̤̳̫̤̫̥̬͓̑̈̊̇̅̌̀̕g̸̡͉͚͖̯͚̰͍̙͈̙̈͒̽͗̐ͅl̶̤̜̲̫͎̙͇̗̲̲̠̠͋̂̒̇̍̅́͐ȉ̴̢̛̞́̊n̶̲͓͖͔̬̑̀́́̋̎̀̚͜͝g̸̡̨̡͎̟̞̳̝̰͙͍̎̎͂̅̊́̈̂ͅs̵̜̗̹͍̤̠̭͉̦͗̌͗̿̎͘

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      You’re confusing the gay agenda with the faith-based atheist manifesto. It’s an easy mistake to make, don’t feel bad.

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      This is like something Measurehead in Disco Elysium would say and I can’t not hear it in his voice.

      YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

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            The high I fucking need rn. I might start growing and refining my own at this point. I could probably learn how to do it quicker than the fucking system would provide it, and I might do it anyways if the fascists gain control.

            I swear, nothing has motivated me to tear apart our capitalist dystopia more than this absurd saga. One of the most accepting and progressive states in the US, and I can’t even get a doctor for a serious medical condition. One of my essential organs has been self destructing since puberty, yet they can’t even get me an appointment for months. Estrogen has almost no chance of harming me and might even help me based on current academic research, yet I have to fight my way through stubborn doctors that shame me for having the nerve to advocate for myself. All of this pain for the leeches to feast.

            These evil, parasitic lords of hubris need to be hunted, bound, and bleed, not because they deserve it, but because they’ll never relinquish the blood they stole otherwise. Those petty monsters would rather burn the world than not be our gods. They’re worth more as fertilizer. IF THEY’RE UNWILLING TO LIVE AS MORTALS, THEY WE’LL NEED TO MAKE THEM!

            :3

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        Narced parody of human sex, literal monstrum incarnation

        Libido demon manifests from completely stoned derangement

        Trans activists taint sex drive through Marijuanafication

        . . .

        Hoist a Jolly Roger to stand against ordered civilization

        The LGBTQ flag flies as our proud declaration

        Girl cock furry porn

        Smile you whore >:3

        Dream of Marijuanafication!

        Dream of Marijuanafication!

        Dream of Marijuanafication!

        Dream of Marijuanafication!

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    This comparison also works because the Jolly Roger instills fear in people, even if the pirates don’t do anything.

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    Hell yeah, sister!

    Oh wait, are they trying to say that’s a bad thing? Why do conservatives hate everything cool

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      I couldn’t tell if the comment was being serious or not so I looked up Pax Tube. Ew, it’s being serious, all right!

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        yeah the guy’s some weird tradcath mf who got big from making a load of videos defending the crusades, while ignoring the brutal violence that the catholics carried out against the muslims (and justified it by saying that the Ummayad Sultanate invaded Iberia (what we’d call Spain nowadays) at the start of the 8th century so killing an entirely different group of Muslims (the Seljuk Turks) on the opposite side of the mediterranean at the end of the 11th century was entirely justified)

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    I love how in Sea Of Thieves, the lgbt flag is the ultimate pvp flag, nothing is more intimidating than the gays.

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    If that’s the society you say you want then yeah I’ll stand against it.

    It is like the jolly Rodger in a different way. Both were flown by a bunch of people who like gay sex