• Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    I’m actually fascinated by “fiction science”.

    Like, how much holy does a mist of water need to cause vampire damage?

    Also pondering: what is the range of blessing water? Can a person bless a whole ocean? How much holy energy does a priest need to create true holy damage? Is “holy” in the mind of the beholder, like a business man seeing money as their God and uses a Benjamin as their holy symbol?

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      Is holiness dilutable? Like, if there’s insufficient holiness for a given body of water to be considered pure holy, does the holy dilute into a less holy form? Would it still be considered holy water if you have nothing but the diluted stuff? Is there a limit to how much holy a body of water can contain?

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        Like, if you mix holy water and tap water in a 50:50 ratio is the resulting water 50% as holy as before?

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      Is Holy Water holy because it is water or because it was blessed? Does the blessing remain if water changes state into a gas or a solid?

      If you can have holy vapor, you can have holy ice.

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      You joke but the Catholic canon says that to check if someone is saint you have to pray to him and if miracle happens it means that this person can talk to god because only god can do miracles. And since he can talk to god it means he’s in heaven so his a saint. They actually have a pretend ‘scientific method’ they use for beatifications.

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    Fools. By exposing them to a low enough dose over and long enough period of time you will breed a new form of super vampires, completely immune to holy water!

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    If we dump enough holy water outside, it’ll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.

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    Step 1, find out about vampired, step 2 apply for whatever lowest level can let you bless water online of clergy. step 3 bless the ocean. Eventually all water is now holywater, vampires die from any air humidity. step 4 profit.