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QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyzM to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 22 hours ago

POV: you're Jensen Huang

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POV: you're Jensen Huang

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QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyzM to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 22 hours ago
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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    It wasn’t about trade secrets, together they were shipping AI data centers components into China via her company (Megaspeed) which was funded by AliBaba.

  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    Any caugh source on, uhm, this image?

  • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    I really need to become a CEO of something, I’m not getting anywhere near enough attention from Chinese and Russian hotties.

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    Pussy so good, it erased $33 trillion in stock market value.

  • SlayersFan@lemmy.world
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    I never understand how the most powerful people in the world fall for stuff like this, like I’m not saying Alice is not cute, but like, if I had the money Jensen had I’d pay for 3-4 porn stars and id dress them up with cosplay and do all 4 at the same time or something like that, like with that kind of cash I could probably do like 10 at the same time even, with that kind of money you have access to way better stuff.

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      Hmm… I guess it’s also nice to know that someone actually finds you attractive. When you pay for pornstas you’d always feel like they are only doing it for the money. On the other hand I don’t know if rich and famous people ever get that feeling that someone genuinely likes them as a person.

    • sartalon@lemmy.world
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      She was also a legitimate tech executive. The honeypot worked because it was very plausible that she liked him for him. She traveled in his circles, spoke his language, understood his world, and was probably very well informed on every little thing he liked.

      This, I think, may have been the worst kind of honeypot, because I think she might have snared him with an actual relationship and feelings.

      So, outside the extramarital affair itself, it looks like the main concern for wrongdoing was he vouched for her company, “Megaspeed”, who bought ~5 Billion in Nvidia chips, over the last two years, and likely smuggled some amount of them into China, circumventing trade laws.

      The smuggling is still just allegations, but Megaspeed has been under investigation for some time, for smuggling the hardware.

      I don’t think any trade secrets per se, have been stolen or given, just favorable treatment for sales.

    • Polisheocket@lemmy.zip
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      P*ssy has made men make bad decisions since the dawn of man.

    • Sergio@piefed.social
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      7 hours ago

      “Two chicks at the same time.”

  • cosmos8188@leminal.space
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    12 hours ago

    Jensen honeypot Huang

  • Sunshine@piefed.ca
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    11 hours ago

    POV: biggest rich taiwanese hoser.

  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    She’s giving Azula

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    This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here!?

    • daggermoon@piefed.world
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      Same as it ever was

    • wibble@reddthat.com
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      Once in a lifetime

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      Same as it ever was.

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      You drunk too much and now you’re Huang-over

      • lobut@lemmy.ca
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        Drank so much last night his little Jensen wasn’t working

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      15 hours ago

      Where does this board meeting go?

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    She probably plugged a tiny little custom built device into his phones and laptops and backdoored them all. If she was talking it was probably to put stupid ideas in his head.

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      Not if I backdoor her first.

    • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social
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      Don’t even need a custom device. An OMG cable could do that and look totally normal anywhere.

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    Where? Working class demands Jensen Huang hardcore cum feeding, now!

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      If there only were a some kind of technology that could be used to make such material…

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    Still would

    • lath@piefed.social
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      He did so you don’t have to.

      • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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        A true hero

        • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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          and a real human being.

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    I mean…

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