seahorse [Ohio]
I run the midwest.social instance as well as the undernopretext.social mastodon instance
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The Onion@midwest.social•Man Wears MAGA Hat to Airport to Let Flight Crew Know He'll Be an IssueEnglish
42·6 months agoRed Hats or Rainbow Hair. It serves the same function.
Rainbow hair like a clown wig so we know not to take them seriously?
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The Onion@midwest.social•LAPD Starts YouTube Channel for Rubber Bullet TrickshotsEnglish
54·7 months agoI legit had to check to see if this was the Onion when I read the headline.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto
The Onion@midwest.social•Trump Debuts Previously Undiscovered Way to Pronounce “Cinco De Mayo”English
2·8 months agoI no dust buster anymore!
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The Onion@midwest.social•Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'English
18·10 months agoI saw this posted on mastodon earlier today and didn’t know what duffelblog was so I thought it was real.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMto
The Onion@midwest.social•DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo UsersEnglish
20·10 months agoSame friend, same. I ate it hard at first.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto
The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish
2·11 months agoNo problem! Appreciate the tip
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The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish
2·11 months agoI’m on desktop
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPtoMusic@midwest.social•MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)English
0·11 months ago🔥 🔥 🔥
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto
The Onion@midwest.social•Jeff Dunham’s Most Racist Puppet Tapped to Host White House Correspondents’ DinnerEnglish
7·11 months agoHe’s a jalapeno. On a stick.
(I’m too lazy to go find the n with the squiggly above it)
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMto
The Onion@midwest.social•China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmenEnglish
46·1 year agoAmerican magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value
lmao
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The Onion@midwest.social•Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And CryingEnglish
13·1 year ago“Look what you made me do! I’m actually the victim here!”
Traceroute traces packets by IP address so he’s “finding” the IP of the virus and then deleting that location which makes no sense because you can’t really delete an IP address.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•[Meta] Addressing the recent dramaEnglish
241·1 year agoOh yeah, forgot about that. Looking at it now that looks pretty bad. Was just trying to emphasize I’m not removing it but it definitely looks pretty power trippy and I apologize.
Edit: as far as locking it goes I was getting absolutely bombarded with notifications while at work and I don’t really have an active mod team.
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialto
Lord of the memes@midwest.social•[Meta] Addressing the recent dramaEnglish
471·1 year agoWell, not gonna beat around the bush, was having a shitty day that day for one thing and I did find the report for someone saying “do elon next!” annoying, and then found out the reporter is a known mass reporter for shit like that, so I at the time decided to just “nip it in the bud” if you will. I didn’t think at the time it was a big deal but I guess it was. After a bit of time passed I decided to reverse the ban. I keep forgetting reports go to both instances’ admins, not just me, so reporting something that is against other instances’ rules is fair.
This probably won’t change anyone’s mind but that is my side of the story.
I assumed bluetooth speaker
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPMtomain@midwest.social•New midwest.social users look hereEnglish
3·1 year ago👋
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