Evict horizon

Okay, so now you can barely afford your rent inside a black hole. Enjoy the enhanced granularity of your desperation!

An old joke to your point:

A person calls the police and starts shouting, “help! There’s a DEMOCRAT masturbating on my lawn!” The dispatcher says they’re sending an officer and then asks, “uhhh… How do you know this person is a democrat?”

The caller responds, “they’re not fucking everyone else, only themselves.”

Mmmmm… Fried chicken and yellow

You’re gonna be the bum that shaves me

IIIIIIII

ain’t got nobody, and nobody a-cares for a-me. *Scat beatbox*

They do??? TIL

*me at a tollbooth later* “Yeah, how much is your tire service?”

I’m sorry that you feel that way both about your body and how you can express yourself. Bodies are so tough… I love the things I’ve done and chosen to experience with my body, but I don’t like how my body looks as a result.

On the topic of losing weight, I heard you lost a few pounds this week! Congratulations!

Thank you for sharing your feelings like that, I appreciate how candid your reply was.

The dairy of Theseus

What’s something you’ve been dwelling on lately, but it seems too trivial, obsessive, or egocentric to vent to those close to you?

They’re all wrong. You’re either an av tech/engineer or a mime with amnesia.

Or maybe it’s a Wee Sing in Sillyville and you’re actually wearing a kaleidescope of colors that are all the same value.

Hey, fuck that song! Listen to Harvester of Constant Sorrow for an on-the-nose Thrash Grass mashup!

Then unfuck that song and listen to it again, and then this one again. And then listen to Leo, and then UMC, and finally fuck your own ears with the dulcet duality of Bardcore.

The only thing I love more than an artist creating their own song is another artist lovingly reinterpreting it.

I (Texan) said hi in the parking lot to a coworker I hadn’t met before. He proceeded to tell me about how he lived on each of the coasts until those areas one-by-one “went to shit.” Then, he explained to me that he had to get away from all the filth that moved in to those areas and that’s why he chose to move to Texas. “God, guns, and freedom as far as the eye can see.” I truly regretted engaging that man with a simple greeting.

A bad interaction like this shouldn’t ruin my day, but I work in public education, which means this guy is integral in supporting our community and raising our children. What has ruined every day for me since that interaction was learning that he works in HR. I’m so fucking dreading this upcoming school year.

The original McRib

Anti-anti-SLAPP EO getting signed in 3… 2…

Turns out the criminals were the poors all along. Should have been recycling them plastic bottles.

Considering how reusable tires are, I’m shocked that companies don’t pay for them like aluminum cans and glass bottles

Hey. Shut up. Again.

You’ll never unfuck shit.

I would also ask the pushy neighbor if he was specifically planning on buying Wyze cameras for this. They’ve had multiple security problems in recent years.

I have Wyze cameras and can confirm. On a handful of occasions, I’ve opened my app to thumbnails or livestreams of places I do not recognize. I’ll probably change this up at some point when I can afford to replace them and get a better hang of Home Assistant.

And yooooooouuuu read it! Behold our hubris and bask in our rage.