This legit made me burst out laughing
I would have also accepted this

I hate to objectify a woman but she’s the prettiest one so far.
that’s not a woman
that’s a lady. show respect where due.
trumps slurred voice The new secretary is the best secretary this great country ever had. She has a beautiful beautiful head and a strong head and she can give… so much! She also has alot in her head, especially when we meet. Our meetings are always fruitfull and i often feel lighter… creepy grin than before.
Also look at her hands everyone. Tiny strong hands… moving this countries’… this great countries’… columns… this countries’ great pillars…
dementia kick People often ask me why things are so bad in this country. Actually my milk in the fridge just went bad this week. Thanks sleepy Joe Obama for printing best before dates on milk. When i was young… milk didnt go bad? pfft. This was because they did not print dates on the packages! gets scuffled off stage by his security
Not enough plastic and her makeup looks too natural
Her entire face looks too humanlike, like she has never seen a single botched plastic surgery in her life.
Cheeks don’t look enough like a caricature or marionette
Too much personality.
And too old
Not enough plastic
Too much substance between the ears
She has just as much in her head as any of the others.
I’m soo scared it could be actually a thing.
You just stick a magnet with Super Intelligence in there and you’re all set!
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She is more attractive than the others. She is who she says she is. This is leagues better than all the previous ones.
I dunno. She looks like she’s all plastic again.
There are degrees of quality in plastics. She is smooth uniform and doesn’t look like the crypt keeper.
And yet it looks more natural on her than most.
The most competent press secretary the administration has had so far!
Still full of hot air
Let’s see the lettuce hold up against this one.
the cross was a nice touch.
They’re the same picture.
Close her mouth, I can SEE Putin’s hand.
Finally, one that matches up with how much actual information we get out of the administration. And her voice isn’t annoying.












