Tonight the whole world smells his farts.

Nothing is more basic than a square.

Probably best to report them to HR for harassment.

You can’t make a beef stew with chicken.

On the advice of my council I have been advised to not answer that.

Done.

My tortillas look different.

Engineers have the best of intentions. The Bean counters have very different intentions and they’re the ones that corporate listens to.

Remindes me of something I intend to draw. A few lines from a song.

The clouds will part And the sky cracks open And God himself will reach His fuc‡ing arm through Just to push you down, just to hold you down, down – The Wretched, Nine Inch Nails

I used bacon fat in my cornbread tonight. Always a good choice.

What was the variation?

Exactly

I’m halfway there.

I’d start with a jack fruit as your meat substitute.

Just to clarify, it’s a towel for rescue animals. Not a towel that is a pet. But yes, we are Ford Prefect compliant

Liver mush is made with just the liver and as much tastier.

And livermush. I was delighted to find when I moved to the Carolinas that there was a whole new breakfast meat in my life.

For a moment I thought this wasn’t a pipe.

I moved from North to South so I had a pretty good justification for coming up with a better name.

SoCal is like SanFran. It’s a shibboleth that tags one as an outsider.