I thought only poor people had to work until they were dead. Fucking retire, Mitch.
Well now I just feel kind of awful for all the mean jokes I made. Looks fucking amazing Mitch, you’re brave AND beautiful bitch. Find an interns face to bury in those today!
I heard there is a vacancy in RFK’s brain.
Definitely necromancy.
Lich McConnell
It’s necromancy done by the worst home schooled wizard in America.
he had trouble reanimating LICH mcconnels corpse, because it is older than Christ. even lindsey grahams soul isnt enough.
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Not trying to start a conspiracy theory. But do you think it’s possible that tech bros used facial recognition software to find a look alike. And that’s not mitch. But some poor senile man they found in a retirement home who is being carted around and dressed up like someone else. ?
No. That poor senile man is McConnell after a(nother?) stroke. It’s even questionable how fit to serve he was before, he already had senior moments years ago. The conspiracy is that they knew he is definitely not fit to serve anymore and kept it hush to keep his seat.
Wouldn’t be surprising since they’re obsessed with conspiracies that Biden and other dems had body doubles. It’s projection; also they’re taking notes from their own lies and misinformation.
It’s the best recovery expected after another major event. He’s alive but not present.
YouTube that nobodies home smile @3:40. He just holds it.
He holds the thumbs up for a few minutes once he’s in the van as well. It’s obvious what they’ve done here just to hold a seat.
