

Is it available online in English or with English subtitles?
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.


Is it available online in English or with English subtitles?
I don’t even give them that. I’ll pause what I’m listening to, but the earbuds stay in


Dude is so desperate
Those look so soft 😍


Well, it is reddit


I’m hoping OP gives us an update in a couple months


Tysm for doing this. If you can, can you come back to it in a few months with an update? I wanna see how it’s healing.
I hope you’re paying them their worth
“Daw Who’s the cutest widdle patootie in da world?”
Lotus sharpening a knife: “meow”
“Who’s a cutie pie?”
Lotus assembling an AR-15: “meow”
“Da’s right! You’re the patootie!”
Lotus waterboarding her siblings: “meow”
“Incomprehensible cutie sounds”
Lotus searching horrendous things on my phone so I’ll end up on an FBI terrorist watchlist: “meow”
I saw this post a few years ago and that’s why I licked my friend’s himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer


It was actually a typo lmao 😂 I’m keeping it because it is kinda funny


The fact they are asking, means they are considering. And that’s grounds for uninstalling it and looking for an alternative.
It always amazes me how folks can put sound like that into written words and make it still sound exactly like the thing when read aloud. Onomatopoeia is always fun.
Uncle John’s bathroom reader! I know this has nothing to do with the metric system, but I saw the toilet paper roll around the page number and got a surge of happy brain sauce due to the happy memories of all the copies I owned through the years: 2


I love these short, wholesome threads where rules are being enforced and no one pitches a hissy about it but instead is like “whoops lemme fix that thx for reminding me” and it just gets resolved


Sounds like someone texted poorly on their cognitive tests
I thought this was a Diablo reference at first