Great start to the new season!

Oh you guys definitely know much more than me about that.

I don’t care that he’s a child rapist

Yeah, why wouldn’t you support a fellow nonce?

Bread? Just use a spoon …

TIL orange jacket guy is “drake”.

It does not.

When did pregnancies get shorter?

You seem to be under the impression that people give a fuck about you.

Well, since I really don’t care about any sports … no.

Still lasts almost 2 days with moderate use. Battery is at 84% of the original capacity.

Yep, disabled it the very moment it was released and made sure to disable it on any device after that. Which were only two. And I they were both laptops … I never had an iPhone.

Probably will be overshadowed by the Greenland War …

CDs (and derivatives) have all of these features as well and orders of magnitude more capacity.

But Pakistan isn’t in the middle east.

The only middle eastern country with nukes is Israel.

Only when an essential function breaks. Current phone is about to turn 6 years old.

So what is your question?

When I was around 7 or 8 my mom left me in a play area at an IKEA with like a climbing frame in a ballbath. After she was done shopping she wanted to picked me up, but I wanted to stay. So she basically did thing where she told me she’s leaving without me and pretended to leave. But I didn’t mind and eventually she got tired of waiting, came back and told me that we had to go.