• SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club
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    6 days ago

    this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

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        6 days ago

        Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

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            6 days ago

            I used to get random church boners as a teen. In a Catholic mass you alternate between sitting, standing, and kneeling, so, you know… awkward

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          5 days ago

          Clench your thighs. Doing so will pull blood flow to your legs and away from your dick.

          Its why they are less frequent when youre standing.

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            5 days ago

            Usually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.