Gandalf the Gary

There is a Light Gary on your right shoulder and a Dark Gary on your left. They don’t provide any great moral advice, but damn do they love to argue about the best hiking trails.

I didn’t know I could buy a Gary for $15

I’d put money on it that Dark Gary is simply biding his time…

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I like to call him CumSock.

D̶̞̈Â̸̡R̴̤͒Ḳ̵͘ ̸̧́ ̸̮͘Ǵ̸̤A̶͙̾R̸̞̎Y̷͈̍ ̸̊͜ ̶̠̐N̸̙̐E̵̛͈V̸̞͋E̶͚͌Ŗ̴̀ ̶̹̚ ̴̲̇ ̵̻̈́L̵͓͒É̶̮F̸̩̕T̵͂͜.̷͖̉ ̶̤͌

Choose your fighter

I had to see this meme twice to notice it said gary

Which one is Oldman and which one is Busey?

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

Where’s Brandon though?

Episode 2: Return of the Gary

$14.99 for my very own Gary still sounds like a deal.