Haha poly in theory, less so in practice 😅

For now it’s just me and her (and a couple of friends we made recently but they’re more like fwb)

nom

I, too, am in a committed relationship, but I’m sure both me and my girlfriend would love to help out >:3

So you can sleep with the homies without saying “no homo”

Warning: you have been permanently banned from the internet

Good puppy!

Shimp

Everyone who knows I have an engineering degree is always surprised when I’m a fucking idiot

Wow thats really nice! Phone wallpaper material fr

Andrew Tit

Oof, same. It’s scary that it’s all the engineers at my office, I’d think they’d know better

just so much of technology in media is written this way

Especially with star wars, where it’s closer to “space fantasy” than “science fiction”

Hell yea, lets go $#!% squad!!

No, fuck you. I’m not letting another holiday supercede Halloween

Mrow

Manul 👍

Then they can deal with my tiddies out

Is this slop? I can’t tell anymore 😭