Now the really scary part: they also, according to their app, make a smart space heater.

It recognizes if you are in space and heats your ass?

I automatically read this in Zoidberg’s voice.

It’s lovely and works on mobile, without being responsive, also:

Diese Seite hat die Genehmingung des deutschen Lizenzgebers für SailorMoon seit 1997

This site has the approval of the German licensor for SailorMoon since 1997

Zooming in is very satisfying!

As a person that never went to Ireland, i find it pretty funny

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White is much better. Nice!

For everyone trying to imagine what they are talking about - i had no clue

Involuntarily, if so.

Squeak the Mouse

Kinda NSFW - very funny - but i’m biased, because one of the 2 tattoos i have is a character from this comic artist

Edit: the itchy & scratchy show was not based, but apparently also inspired by this comic, amongst other sources of inspiration.

I knew Gianni Infantino would go further than his predecessor. The real high bidders were just getting started, when the FIFA scandal happened.

Seems like the kind of punishment Miles O’Brien would be into.

you beat me to it

I never meant to cause you any pain.

i had to search online to be sure

This pairs so good with this ( not an onion )

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Here’s the Wiki

The interesting outtake from SCP-3135:

Despite the visual accuracy of the characters and locations to the original Next Generation show, several notable deviations are present, including:

• Each episode begins and ends with a title card reading ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Journey Continues! Exclusive to Westhead Media Programming!’
• The majority of the opening credits are absent, instead only listing Harrison Granger as the director of every episode. (This information is outdated. See Addendum 3135-1 for more information.)
• All episodes now take place completely aboard the USS Enterprise. No plot justification for this is given.
• There is a drastic increase in nudity, graphic violence, and profanity. The majority of said profanity can be attributed to the character of Data, who uses the word ‘fuck’ a minimum of ten times per episode.
• The character Jean Luc Picard’s name is now John Luke Picard.
• Although the character Wesley Crusher is frequently referenced as being aboard the Enterprise by other characters, he never appears in person.
• Popular fan-theories regarding the Star Trek universe are frequently confirmed, often in situations which have little to do with the theory in question.
• Plot elements centered around people being trapped inside walls or otherwise restrained by them are frequent.
• The majority of episodes are now based around the character William Riker and his various sexual encounters.
• Neelix, a supporting character from Star Trek: Voyager, is now present in the background of every episode. Neelix has no dialogue and is not acknowledged by any other characters.

The video is really something lol

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An amateur! Just suck in some air with your ass and do a reverse fart. Use the pressure to pop out your eyeballs from the inside, like a pro.