Ffs Fulham

Now he just needs to say it on camera awkwardly after winning a trophy before Gibbs comes up next to him to make him less awkward 😢 then say it every time after that when we win a trophy

Watkins is underrated

Well yeah that’s kinda obvious but this isn’t about Ronaldo lmao why do Messi fans (and Ronaldo fans) still always have to compare them? I honestly thought that shit was left to the 12 year olds in 2015 but it’s funny it still happens in 2023

Messi is the goat but it’s true people overplay how nice he is and portray him as some sort of kind and pacifist saint when throughout his career he’s shown he’s definitely not above some dirtiness and feistiness in his play and conduct.

Not saying he’s particularly terrible but let’s get it straight the guy isn’t squeaky clean like Kante or someone like that

He played for England and was decent at west ham on loan before his injury wasn’t he? Always had a soft spot for him, I thought he’d be a premier league player for a bit longer after he left

Games like these are why all international goalscoring records are getting beaten more and more easily, still impressive but means a lot less and shouldn’t be used to compare current day players with players of yesteryear.

Stick to basketball and FIFA if you genuinely think he’ll be “completely benched” or loaned in January. At minimum he will be an important player off the bench. His height and ability to win balls in the air alone adds a unique element to the team and off the bench if he starts there.

He literally just started the last game and played well.

Call him shit if you want but at least get the fact rights and don’t make ludicrous claims like saying he will be loaned out.

Thought it would’ve been Jesus but tbf Tomi was brilliant. So glad he’s back in the team more regularly, fit and getting his flowers after some great performances. He was so good in his first season, his role has changed so much but I’m glad he’s just as good now he’s fully fit.

He’s already good there but if he gets a tiny bit more comfortable in advanced positions with his runs and stuff I’d be 100% convinced we should start him every game at the minute. But even now I think he should probably start most games

Ramsdale needs to stop with the interviews, remember last year where he said something stupid like “I thought we’d be able to relax” or some other demoralising shit when it was meant to be the title run

None of them are football yt creators. Except maybe Theo, whose right hip is fucked due to a recent operation or something. And he was never known to be a guy who was particularly impressive like F2 Freestylers, just good enough to have some good strikes and to stand out amongst… people who don’t play football much.

The tall lanky one (Simon) used to sometimes make football videos and would look like he had good technique, but they’d always freely joke about how they just edit it to make the good bits stay in.

If theo and Simon are warmed up and ready they’re decent, as shown in the various charity matches they’ve been in.

And the other guy, Callux, has never ever been good at football or physically competent, also doesn’t help he’s a leukaemia survivor lol

Add in to the fact that they only had 30 minutes with Arteta, and two of them are Arsenal fans it’s no wonder they performed so bad lol