None of them are football yt creators. Except maybe Theo, whose right hip is fucked due to a recent operation or something. And he was never known to be a guy who was particularly impressive like F2 Freestylers, just good enough to have some good strikes and to stand out amongst… people who don’t play football much.

The tall lanky one (Simon) used to sometimes make football videos and would look like he had good technique, but they’d always freely joke about how they just edit it to make the good bits stay in.

If theo and Simon are warmed up and ready they’re decent, as shown in the various charity matches they’ve been in.

And the other guy, Callux, has never ever been good at football or physically competent, also doesn’t help he’s a leukaemia survivor lol

Add in to the fact that they only had 30 minutes with Arteta, and two of them are Arsenal fans it’s no wonder they performed so bad lol