There’s no bench and no shooters. Very low chance to sign a big FA. No FRP this year. They need a lot of pieces.

Asshats would bring their own drones and laser pointers

Compared to Chet and Wemby yeah they are making all the rookies look bad, but FRP are generally a crapshoot. You never know how a teenager/20-something is going to adapt to NBA game and NBA life.

You draft for potential and hope your coaching staff knows how to develop talent. Scoot was probably a step or two faster than everyone in highschool. Now everyone is about the same speed, so hes got to figure outhow to adapt his game.

Those stoppages are for selling ads

IST tiebreakers should be quarters won instead of point differential. You dont need teams running up the score because in soccer, goals are scarce

Prolly AI generated.

Chatgpt prompt: Make me a Raptors shitpost

Number retirement was a thing decades ago but I dont think anybody cares anymore. Players unretire numbers, people wear 23, its a nice gesture but essentially meaningless in todays market of player movement.