Shocking decision. But love the absurdity/hilarity of the reaction to this decision by BT commentary team vs Sky and Gary Neville during the Newcastle Arsenal.

I’d never heard the word stooping used with such authoritive and nuanced technicality.

What about all the other issues he’s dealing with?

You guys are thirsty.

I mean, like every inside joke - it’s still funny from the outside…??

They’re exactly the opposite of well documented. Self reported by people within the club usually. Or captured by those gps trackers they wear in games.

Sadly we don’t have that yoke you have in America where prospective NFL players go to a big open athletic trial and get tested on different metrics.

Because pace metrics are so incomplete, I would always take them with a pinch of salt.

*OP’s baby brother is 37 years old.

That’s a weird thing to lament.

You don’t want to fear your opponent.

I live in the hope we get somebody nobody expected or knows and we stop pretending there are only like 3 available players on the planet.

A lot of people jumping to the conclusion this stat is misleading?

So I presume you guys know how often this is the case with goalkeepers?

Is it the norm or not?

Even the headline is exactly what you would expect from any goalkeeper who has lost his place. Would be worried if they weren’t upset.

I for one am currently and have always been against Apartheid.

I don’t feel the need to apologise if that offends anyone.

It’s obvious micing them up would reveal the extent of their lad’s-club-banter-incompetence culture